Post Better Jokes

[jakethebake]

Why is it called PMS?
<font color="white">Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. </font>

[dcasper70]

How do you make your wife/gf cry when you're having sex ?

<font color="white"> call her </font>

[jakethebake]

How does a woman change a light bulb?

<font color="white">She just holds on to it, and the world revolves around her. </font>

[dcasper70]

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

<font color="white"> she gagged </font>

[dcasper70]

What's the difference between a child molester and a greyhound?

<font color="white"> the greyhound waits until the hare is out of the box </font>

[dcasper70]

What do all battered women have in common?
<font color="white"> None of them know when to shut the f*** up! </font>

[jakethebake]

How do most men define marriage?

<font color="white"> A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. </font>

[dcasper70]

What's the first thing a battered woman does after getting out of the woman's shelter?

<font color="white"> the dishes, if she knows what's good for her. </font>

[jakethebake]

What did I do when my wife's credit card was stolen?

<font color="white">Nothing. The thief was spending less than she did. </font>

[dcasper70]

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

<font color="white"> A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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