Frequent decision

[sfer]

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I used to work across the street from work

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The nexus of the universe?

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I rule. Bow to me you lousy Canadian.

[Wintermute]

I prefer to take a sh!t at work.

[SomethingClever]

I go at work. That way my time is compensated.

[Richie Rich]

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pinch a loaf with home field advantage

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For sanitary reasons.

[mason55]

Since I'm usually the last one to get into work this means that I'm usually one of the last ones to leave. Since I don't work for the last 2 hours of the day, I just make my presence known, and no one else is usually around, I have no trouble dropping it on the job. That's an extra 20 minute that people see me in the office, which makes a big difference if it pushes me from before 7 to after 7.

Plus, I have no problem taking a [censored] at the office any time of day, no matter who else is around. Everyone else does it, why is it a big deal? You think no one else in your office poops?

[Larimani]

Have your dump at work. Make sure it's a really smelly one as well... you know, of the radioactive sort. After you done your buisness, go back to your desk and announce loudly "Guys, I'd avoid cubicle number 3 for the day... I just curled a monster out." Grin like a winner and get back to work.

[jakethebake]

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I like the home field advantage. I usually go this route and hope for no significant delays on my way home - this play can be dangerous.

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I do the same. Gotta gambool.

[PocketJokers72]

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"Guys, I'd avoid cubicle number 3 for the day... I just curled a monster out." Grin like a winner and get back to work.

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Conversely, you could not say anything. DON'T flush, and become known as the Unalogger.