Nicknames of some of your friends

[thabadguy]

My friend Ben is nicknamed Fucko, one nite when we were drunk and high we concluded clowns have names that end in O, and since ben is clown cuz he does stupid [censored]...and a [censored] up clown..he shall be named Fucko, never never has there ever been a more apt nickname.

[rmarotti]

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Mark S.="Hogbelly Swayback", though it was sometimes shortened to"HBSB"

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This isn't any shorter.

[SmileyEH]

riyad = "jihad" (he's half libyan)
ian = "mustachio"
jonathan = "unibrowski"

-SmileyEH

[pokerdirty]

we call one of my asian friends "Twinkie", because he's the whitest guy I've ever met.

(yellow on the outside, white on the inside...)

[Klepton]

sneaky tits

it's a guy

[kyro]

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we call one of my asian friends "Twinkie", because he's the whitest guy I've ever met.

(yellow on the outside, white on the inside...)

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Wait, that's why we call that kid Twinkie? Yeah, I guess it makes sense. Dead, I never thought you'd teach me anything.

[Bulldog]

burge or burjar
turbo
claude
chop or chopper

[jakethebake]

We just kept adding nicknames for my buddy Joe N. from the Marines. I think in the end he was:

Joseph Michael Eliot Tombstone Four-Button Cornerman Hole-in-the-Wall Black-Bart Grizzly-Adams N.

[rustyboy]

My buddy Jesse: Cozmo
Steve: The squirrel
Another Steve: Plinko
Caleb: C-lebrity
Eric: Mr. Peppers
Tom Lipton: Teebag (tough one to come up with there)

[RunDownHouse]

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Name some of your buddies nicknames.

My brother="Bluffman", I always call him"What A Pile"
Mark S.="Hogbelly Swayback", though it was sometimes shortened to"HBSB",also "Seamco"
Mike H.="Cool"
Willie W.="Pack"
My Cousin="Icepick"
Jay M.="Bigdog"
Amber J.="Horseface"
Frank B.="The man inthe Moon"
Steve H."Swede","Hanny"
Me= "Stallion',"Blockhead","Goob Roboto"."Snuffles"
My dog roscoe="Buddhahead"
Your turn

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This is one of the lamest things I've seen around here in a while.