How the hell can I get an apartment?

[A_C_Slater]

Why not tell them you're retired and pay in advance in cash?

Cash is and always will be king.

You do have six months living expenses saved up, right?

[ginko]

Here is my situation:

1/2NL -- 5bb/100 average.
2k in bank
2k due on credit card
9k bankroll(I was building for 2/4NL but that will have to wait)

I didn't plan on leaving until september when I had a lot more money, but I'm under a lot of pressure to move(It's my aunts house), so I need to be gone within the week or 2.

[B Dids]

You need to be less horrible.

(btw- Glenn's right).

Poker players who are defensive about the perception of poker players crack me the [censored] up.

[zephed]

Get a job.

[edtost]

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? The bums will always lose!

[zephed]

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Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? The bums will always lose!

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I seem to inspire Big Lebowski quotes from everyone here. WTF?

[yoadrians]

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Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? The bums will always lose!

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I seem to inspire Big Lebowski quotes from everyone here. WTF?

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You're not blowwwiiinnnggg.