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Old 06-10-2005, 10:43 AM
jakethebake jakethebake is offline
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Default Re: Why do Men Leave Thier Wives?

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Nagging.

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This is partly right. Men will put up with nagging if adequately compensated. However, after a few years, women always want to rewrite the contract like it's some kind of union thing. The new contract always reads along the lines of "I will now increase my nagging quota and reduce the compensation by not doing all those things I used to do that you liked."
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Old 06-10-2005, 11:02 AM
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Default Re: Why do Men Leave Thier Wives?

Because the diry whore slept with somone else. Oh wait maybe that was just me! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 06-10-2005, 12:00 PM
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poker.
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:18 PM
Felix_Nietsche Felix_Nietsche is offline
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Default I would add complacency and the.......

........unconditionally love myth.

I've seen many women once they get married they let themselves go (guys do this as well) and stop putting the effort into the relationship they did before marriage. I've think they have watch too much Oprah about the MYTH of being loved unconditionally. They interpret 'unconditional love' as a license to be demanding, nagging, being complacent about making themselves attractive to their husbands and YET they expect to be loved forever despite their unattractive behavior.

If they want to be loved forever unconditionally, then they need to continue to be the person that their husbands fell in love with. I think a LOT OF WOMEN alter their TRUE personalities BEFORE marriage to please their men and get that gold ring on their finger. Once they get married, their real personalities emerge and their men don't understand what happen.

I was once friends with a femme fatale' who I considered to be an expert on women (I learned a lot from her). She told me that guys should date women they want to marry a minimum of two years because lots of women will alter their personalities while dating their men. She said they can keep up the act for one year EASILY. She said some can keep the act up for two years but NONE of them can keep the act up for three years... For women who are themselves while dating (i.e. they weren't acting!), I think their marriages have a much higher success rates.

My brother just got married and two weeks after being married they were seperated with her begging him to come back (during a fight she screamed at him to get out of HER house, so he did and went to his house he bought before their marriage). All during their 10 month dating period he never once saw any hint of this post-marriage personality that emerged.

At the chiropractor office I go to, there is this women who works there who had an OK face but a ROCK-HARD body. Her body was the type that would HYPNOTIZE and MESMERIZE! She has been married for a month and she has already gained 15 lbs... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:24 PM
Felix_Nietsche Felix_Nietsche is offline
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Default Re: Why do Men Leave Thier Wives?

- and not considering marriage the "end of the road prize," American men would value their marriages more.
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BOOM !!!!!!!!!!
He nailed it.
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:42 PM
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Default Re: Why do Men Leave Thier Wives?

#1 reason men leave the wife...She wont let him stick it in her pooper!
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:58 PM
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Default Re: Why do Men Leave Thier Wives?

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#1 reason men leave the wife...She wont let him stick it in her pooper!

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HAHAHA!!!

IT NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY!!!!!
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Old 06-10-2005, 02:18 PM
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Default Re: Why do Men Leave Thier Wives?

Sometimes, the wife, seven years into the marriage, after having two kids with her husband who has remained faithful to her throughout their entire relationship, might decide that it would be a good idea to be a cokehead, screw multiple other guys unprotected, and give her husband genital warts.

You know, just hypothetically speaking, of course.
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Old 06-10-2005, 02:21 PM
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Default Re: Why do Men Leave Thier Wives?

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Sometimes, the wife, seven years into the marriage, after having two kids with her husband who has remained faithful to her throughout their entire relationship, might decide that it would be a good idea to be a cokehead, screw multiple other guys unprotected, and give her husband genital warts.

You know, just hypothetically speaking, of course.

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Forget leaving her, I believe these circumstances call for the following shopping list:

One sharp knife
One room draped with plastic
Bonesaw and cleavers
20 large pigs that have not been fed for a week or so.

Swede
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Old 06-10-2005, 02:39 PM
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Default Re: Why do Men Leave Thier Wives?

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Sometimes, the wife, seven years into the marriage, after having two kids with her husband who has remained faithful to her throughout their entire relationship, might decide that it would be a good idea to be a cokehead, screw multiple other guys unprotected, and give her husband genital warts.

You know, just hypothetically speaking, of course.

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i thought there was a rule against bad beat stories ...

just kidding -- that truly sucks. sorry, bro.
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