How do you guys explain the multiple monitors?

[___SK___]

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"I make 25 dollars an hour with these babies"

(insert sound of panties hitting ground.)

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how big are your girls panties if you can hear them hit the groun?

[Lawrence Ng]

Tell her that you need the 2nd monitor to watch multiple porn movies at the same time. If she laughs about it, you got yourself a great gal.

Lawrence

[toss]

Maybe some guys are so experienced they're capable of hearing such things. Kings amongst men they are!

[spydog]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"I make 25 dollars an hour with these babies"

(insert sound of panties hitting ground.)

[/ QUOTE ]

how big are your girls panties if you can hear them hit the groun?

[/ QUOTE ]

Best laugh ever on 2+2.

[raptor517]

[ QUOTE ]
Tell her that you need the 2nd monitor to watch multiple porn movies at the same time. If she laughs about it, you got yourself a great gal.

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bingo.

i duno why u cant tell her u play poker for a living. if u have to lie to her, its not worth bringing her home. holla

[SoftcoreRevolt]

I just date really kinky women with chain mail panties and thought everyone else did.

[peregrine]

I don't get it. What if she won't put the rubber vagina between her legs?

[Yads]

If this is just for a one night stand, tell her you're a music producer.

[bubbahotep]

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Who cares? Rape and kill 'em

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What's with the rape stuff today? You should get together with the guy in the other thread, TheRapist99, that claims he is a "therapist".

[bubbahotep]

Tell her you are a day trader...oh, thats sooo 90's.