You know you have played to much poker when

[zambonidrivr]

GENIOUS

[e_fermat]

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the wedding invitation list - classic trap and semi-bluff opportunities.

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Yeah but it's the wedding where you realize you're pot committed and have to make a crying call.

[Karak567]

This is actually a true story.

When asked how a date with a girl went I said, "I don't know, I tried really hard but I couldn't get a read off of her the whole time."

[Karak567]

Oh and I was on Route 722 today and I said outloud "I wish I had pocket 7s"

The other people in the car (non players) were like WTF?

[KJ o]

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Someone with A5o calls your all-in KK on the bubble, and you start pounding CTRL+Z when the ace flops.

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That would be too much *work* and too little poker, I think.

[Voltron87]

I too laugh inside when I see doors that say "Push" on them. I wrote (any 2) under one sign near my house. I also have been buying stuff in a store, I say "how much is it?" and they say "Oh it'll be $49.95" and I say "ok I call."

[pokerlaw]

I was at a bar the other day, and my buddy was oogling this girl on the other end of the bar. After a few minutes of this, I blurted out, "just go all in already". he bet, she folded.

[The Student]

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the wedding invitation list - classic trap and semi-bluff opportunities.

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Yeah but it's the wedding where you realize you're pot committed and have to make a crying call.

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the crying started about 7 months ago when i had to pay for the engagement ring. i'm still waiting to see if that was a $EV+ move. i'll be able to answer that once i see my ROI after we get all the wedding gifts. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


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[TruFloridaGator]

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[FlyingSumo]

- When you automatically search every place you visit for the biggest loser there, just to sit down to his immediate left.