Loud animal in the crawl space

[peachy]

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id say get a hold of some sort of glass/plastic seethrough fixture the size of the crawlspace door. open the door really fast and hold the fixture to it so that the animal cannot attack you.

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i like this plan

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not me....that animal attacks it hard enough to one side its cockin it sideways and gettin past...and if its a bobcat or something like it with babies this is sure to happen

[PoBoy321]

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Yup. Animals are dumb. Some nice food all laced up is a simple and quick end to this.

[/ QUOTE ] animals are smart not dumb

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While you are certiainly one of the top 3 poker players on this board, you suck in OOT.

[DBowling]

Are you dead?

[rmarotti]

Please die.

[jakethebake]

However, you do this please:

1. Make sure you are drunk when you attempt it.
2. Videotape it in a digital format for OOT's web viewing.

[J_V]

Do you think it's a Wolverine, bobcat, or alligator?

[DavidC]

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At my parents house right now. In the family room it sounds like somebody is moving furniture. The animal is either very large or very strong and scraping the crap out of the crawl space/underside of the family room floor. We hear lots of squeaking. I assume the squeaks are babies. The scraping sounds like somebody is dragging a cabinet across a wood floor. It's really loud.

Obviously the animal has to go. The animal is making enough noise to convince me there is no way in hell I'm going down there without a LARGE weapon. The crawl space is small enough to make swinging a machete difficult at best. The smallest gun I have is a sniper rifle and I'm not going to blow a hole in the side of my parents house. Plan of action? Nonlethal removal is best of course. It will be difficult as it's at the complete opposite end of any known openings in the crawlspace.

Obviously I need to find out what it is first but I don't want to crawl in that tiny tunnel and get my face knawed off by some rabid... whatever it is.

This is going to be fun. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Animal removal service. Get a pro in there.

Maybe gas it with Raid or something? I don't know. Getting a pro in there would be the best plan, for sure.

Edit: after reading thread, my vote is poison (if not bringing in the pros).

[chaas4747]

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probably not a good idea considering its underneath his HOUSE.

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I laughed out load at this.

[DavidC]

Get 250 5-year olds and send them in there. If they fail, reinforce them with 500 more.

[etgryphon]

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However, you do this please:

1. Make sure you are drunk when you attempt it.
2. Videotape it in a digital format for OOT's web viewing.

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I second this...Not helpful, but funny as crap.

-Gryph