Uncomfortable Situations

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Oh, I was alluding to the fact that somewhere in the range of 25% of American adults have genital herpes, even though many are asymptomatic.

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I know. That's one of the grossest statistics I've heard, I still wonder if it's true.

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But yeah, I forget the clear fact that OOT posters are neither in the sexual swimming pool nor the adult population.


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Really? How?

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PS---You get laid?

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Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

NT

[Thythe]

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And, hard as it may be to believe, those of us who do get laid have not all boned your mom. Yet.

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Owned

[InchoateHand]

I don't know. I'm forgetful.

Taken from an old article (1997 Journal Watch Dermatology).

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This study determined the seroprevalence of HSV-2 in a nationally representative sample of persons surveyed from 1988 to 1994. The overall rate of positivity in persons 12 years and older was 21.9%. The strongest independent predictors of infection were female sex, black race or Mexican-American ethnic background, older age, and lifetime number of sexual partners. Only a small percentage of seropositive persons reported a history of genital herpes infection. Compared with a similar survey conducted from 1976 to 1980, the age-adjusted seroprevalence rose by 30%, with the greatest relative increase among young whites.

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[InchoateHand]

Oh, completely. LOL. I mean, I was like ownerzized or something OMG LOL HEHEHEHEHE HAHAH ROFLMAOFYMITA (rolling on the floor [censored] your mom in the ass).

[ThaSaltCracka]

are you serious? Because I definitely remember hearing this on the news.

[FishBurger]

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are you serious? Because I definitely remember hearing this on the news.

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Pwnd.

[Alobar]

I've been told I have a really sexy phone voice, and so its evolved into this joke that I have "porn voice", so as a joke sometimes with certain friends (female) I'll throw on the porn voice when they call.

Well my best friend (who I'm completely "just friends" with) calls me one day when shes at dinner with her BF and a couple of his friends who are in from out of town to ask me a question about making T-shirts (I used to own a Tshirt business), because her BFs friends are thinking about doing something similiar. So I answer her questions and she hangs up. Like 3 minutes later my phone rings and the caller ID pops up with her number, so I answer the phone with the porn voice turned on big time and say "Damn baby, if you keep calling me like this in front of Ben, hes going to figure us out". There is like a pause and then a male voice that goes "uhm, It's Ben, I...er...Jen gave me her phone so I could ask you a few more questions...uhm..." then he kinda stammers something and hands the phone back to my friend. doh!!!


I used to LOVE back in the day (like middle school, so a long ass time ago) when people would say some stupid "your mom" joke or something dumb about one of my parents, I would get all hurt looking and depressed and say that my mom was dead (which wasnt true), you could actually see them wish that the ground would swallow them up. Sadly tho, that got over used and no one falls for that [censored] anymore.

[Blarg]

One weekend I'm rollerblading along in a park with friends and take a really hard crash. My left knee gets twisted pretty fierce and hurts a lot. I'll be limping for days.

Anyway, on Monday I come back into work and am walking over to someone's office to ask him a question. We have the whole floor, and the lay-out is roughly circular; I'm walking clockwise.

On my way there, here comes the CEO, an old guy, in his 70's, and a real life war hero. He's got a bad right leg, and he's walking counter clockwise, his right leg swinging out while his left one stays straight. Me, my left leg is swinging out while my right one stays straight. We're mirror images; our legs were even swinging in sync. Except that the image in one side of the mirror looks like a total arsehole punk.

He looks at me like he can't believe what he's seeing. Why the hell would this young punk be so rude as to imitate his injury so stupidly and make fun of him? It must have looked like I was showing him super aggressive total contempt and daring him to fire me or something. I hadn't expected this situation to come up, and didn't really know what to say without just making a bigger deal out of it and making it even worse. We passed each other in a very, very weird silence.

Miraculously, he didn't fire me on the spot. Maybe he saw in my own eyes that I was panicking and felt like I wanted to die or something, or maybe he saw me walking around over the next few days and realized I wasn't making fun of him. I don't know, but I got lucky.

[istewart]

I'm not sure whether NT gets brownie points or not for the Annie Hall quote.

Meh, I like it.

[Drunk Bob]

I was 15 sitting in the libary talking to a hottie.Somehow the county board of supervisors election came up and she mentioned a canidate.

Me:"I've heard he is pretty stupid"

Hottie:" That's my daddy" [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]