Boarding Airplane w/party favors?

[Worrots]

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yack-cocaine

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Be sure to pet the cute doggy running around the baggage claim area while you're watching the conveyor belt go around.

[InchoateHand]

Oh, just an aside--"yack" most commonly means crack.

llelo------------>yeyo

coke:crack

yeyo:yack

[jba]

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This thread is really just another version of this one. Do I go a couple of nights w/o dope? Or should I risk getting sent to federal pound me in the ass prison so that I can get high for a few hours while I'm there?

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the chances of being buttpounded in a federal prison for a joint is just about zero. Not exactly zero, but if you walk through the airport doing nothing at all you have pretty close to the same odds of landing in prison. There's a very little chance of getting caught, and if you do you're getting a fine and missing your plane. You cannot commit a felony with less than an oz of weed.

coke might get you a little ass lovin, though

[Huxley]

There are numerous ways to do this. I've averaged around 20 international flights a year for more than two decades, usually take a chunk of hash or a few grams of pot to tide me over till I find some quality local stuff.

I've never been concerned in the least that I might be busted, even when I and my luggage have been sniffed by dogs, and this includes flying into some pretty secure places like Israel (>10 times), the Gulf War and Yugoslavia and Somalia when they were hot.

I don't want to divulge my premier technique, but here's one that always worked for me in the past, and a lot of friends and acquaintances use it:

Form your contraband into a narrow cylinder shape, no thicker than a pencil. Wrap it tightly with plastic wrap and finish with a layer of scotch or duct tape. Then push it into a tube of toothpaste, suntan lotion, etc. - whatever you would legitimately bring on your trip and has a wide enough nozzle. Unless you are already the object of suspicion because of your history or your actions, this should work every time.

[IronDragon1]

Oh-I thought you meant like the gag can of nuts with the snake inside

I was way off.

[Los Feliz Slim]

I used to do this often as well, and also found toiletries to be the best solution. I would take a stick of deodorant, push it all out, and then slice off the top. Put your contraband where the deodorant used to be, replace top and voila! It's important to properly seal your goods or you will taste deodorantwhen you partake.

God, after typing it a couple of times the word "deodorant" looks really wierd to me. And no, I'm not high.

[thatpfunk]

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Oh, just an aside--"yack" most commonly means crack.

llelo------------>yeyo

coke:crack

yeyo:yack

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I know many people who refer to coke as yack. Coke has a million names- yayo, yack, chiz, chizzy, yip, etc etc etc.

[Jazza]

i had a friend who carried some drugs on a plane

he was very stupid

i recomend against this

[StevieG]

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I used to do this often as well, and also found toiletries to be the best solution.

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Wouldn't that show up under x-ray imaging as highly suspicious?

[Los Feliz Slim]

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I used to do this often as well, and also found toiletries to be the best solution.

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Wouldn't that show up under x-ray imaging as highly suspicious?

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That does sound likely, doesn't it?

But I think they're looking for very specific patterns, etc. I would imagine that a little bit of dope wouldn't be dense enough to appear dangerous at all. I have no idea, though.