Begging by email

[KKbluff]

Ask them to write a poem about you and your great poker skills and you will give them the money (of course you wont give them a dime, but its great when they DO write a poem about you.)

[AwesomeAli]

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Ask them to write a poem about you and your great poker skills and you will give them the money (of course you wont give them a dime, but its great when they DO write a poem about you.)

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LOL, I like that idea. SOOOOOOOO..............

Instead of giving this guy the 5 bux he is trying to scam me out of, I am going to send the 5 bux to the poster who writes the best poem about me [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

There are 3 conditions:

1. The poster must have a poker stars account as that's where I will transfer your prize
2. The poem must be a minimum of 6 lines and rhyme
3. The poem must have the following words/phrases in:

a.)Party Reload Bonus
b.)Begging
c.)Thursday
d.)Banana

I will judge these over the next 12 hours. Whoever I choose to have written the best poem about me, gets the dosh.

GL and be kind [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

AwesomeAli

[Talk2BigSteve]

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Does XXXXXXX = KAZ?

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LOL Took the words right out of my mouth.

I hated that whole situation with Granny Mae becuase Granny is Great, of all the people to mess with??? He picks a older lady like Granny Mae [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] WTF?

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Mike Haven]

Awesome Ali was fondling her favourite banana
And contemplating what she would do on Thursday.
"Aaah!" she gasped, "The Party Reload Bonus I could garner!Deposit five hundred and watch it grow!" [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Awesome Ali took a bite from her used up banana.
"Five hundred ... hmmm, that would give me a lot of play.
"Aaah!" she mused, "If only I could be that dame, Ivana,
And not just one more begging bonus ho." [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[kdog]

AwesomeAli gripped hard her banana
and removed it from her cabana.
Got down on her knees,
with her hands clasped said please
Poker gods I'm begging no onus
clearing the Party Reload Bonus.
I'll deposit my funds on Thursday.
And with my clearly superior play
on the net I'll buy a Jackrabbit
to replace this banana dagnabbit!

[Pinga]

innocent poster sends his text
party reload bonus? thursday next

inside joke, very cute
a step above begging for loot

next time you get some email junky
eat a banana you silly monkey

[Mike Haven]

Post deleted by Mat Sklansky

[MicroBob]

I didn't get the e-mail...but the content is VERY familiar.

I'm pretty sure this guy posted this on the forums about 5-7 days ago...maybe on the General forum or maybe the News, Views forum...not sure. But I know I read this exact same thing on here not too long ago.

The reaction he received from the 2+2'ers was pretty much as one might expect.
I guess since I'm the only one so far who remembers this post it was probably deleted in short order so he decided to go e-mail hunting via 2+2'ers profiles instead.

[LImitPlayer]

I remeber that post as well

[grouchie]

On thursday, I ended up begging someone to borrow money so I can deposit for the Party Reload Bonus. he made me dance with a Banana in my ass, then didn't give me the money.

I'm not much with poetry