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03-30-2005, 11:46 PM
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Re: Have you ever had someone walk in on you having sex?
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I must say, it can be really annoying when a cat jumps up on the bed, seriously [/ QUOTE ] My cat sniffed my balls once, no joke. Actually like the second or third time I had sex my then-girl's raging lesbian roommate who hated my guts walked in right as I was slapping her ass wicked hard. This was one of those 19 year old lesbians that are immature and show-offy and hate themselves and their own skin. Not meaning to stereotype beanflickers or anything but this chick sucked. She actually didn't even close the door, she just kind of gasped and ran back down the stairs. I was almost done anyway. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] NT 
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#23
03-31-2005, 12:28 AM
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Re: Have you ever had someone walk in on you having sex?
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Actually like the second or third time I had sex my then-girl's raging lesbian roommate who hated my guts walked in right as I was slapping her ass wicked hard. [/ QUOTE ] Wicked hard slapping on your second ever time having sex???? With a lesbian watching? Some boys just learn quick. I can only imagine what you do now. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
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#24
03-31-2005, 12:32 AM
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Re: Have you ever had someone walk in on you having sex?
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Wicked hard slapping on your second ever time having sex???? [/ QUOTE ] What can I say, I studied a bit before I took the plunge. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] Actually she got kind of mad at me for slapping her ass like that, she really wasn't much of a freak. That plus her crazy roommates put a stop to that whole debacle pretty quickly. NT
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#25
03-31-2005, 05:19 AM
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Re: Have you ever had someone walk in on you having sex?
Remember that scene from "Deadwood" where Bullock walks in on Starr and Trixie, looks around, picks up a hammer, and says, "Just came in for this, I'll be leaving now."?
That was an exact replay of my army roommate walking in on me and my gal. Except my buddy, a born-again bible thumper fresh from the sticks, wasn't as smooth as ol' Seth Bullock. BUDDY: Oh, uh, hi! I just came in here for...uh...I'm just...I don't know *WHAT* I'm doing! (runs out)
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#26
03-31-2005, 07:25 AM
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Re: Have you ever had someone walk in on you having sex?
my stoned roomate walked in on my girl giving me head, and insisted he get his jacket becasue it was cold outside. The lights were off, and he was hiding his face with his hand, but he wasn't leaving.
The girl picked up a random jacket and threw it at him, and went back to work.
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#27
03-31-2005, 07:25 AM
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Re: Have you ever had someone walk in on you having sex?
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BUDDY: Oh, uh, hi! I just came in here for...uh...I'm just...I don't know *WHAT* I'm doing! (runs out) [/ QUOTE ] LOL. Now why is it cats always seem to be around when you're having sex?! They must like to watch...
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#28
03-31-2005, 08:49 AM
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Re: Have you ever had someone walk in on you having sex?
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Aren't like 95% of 2+2ers virgins? So this is gonna be a pretty lonely topic. [/ QUOTE ] Nice avatar Sponger... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Lawrence
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#29
03-31-2005, 01:00 PM
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Re: Have you ever had someone walk in on you having sex?
Good ol' college dorms...three times my roommate walked in on my girl and I...he was cool about it though, cuz he had a threesome while i was passed out one night...lucky bastard!
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