Cucumber tube

[YourFoxyGrandma]

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And I thought it was going to be a post about bongs *sigh*

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[tek]

Here's an idea:

Stop playing vidoe games and watching MTV. Get a haircut and take a shower. Put on a pair of good pants and shirt.
Meet a real woman.

As William Shatner always says to trekkies: GET OUT OF YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT AND GET A LIFE [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[xadrez]

Wow, Im stunned by this post.

My roomates in college tried this with zuchinni's, and I was naive enough to think they were doing something that was both revolutionary and semi-retarded...

[M2d]

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That sounds like a good idea if I ever want to get freaky. For now I'm sticking with my favorite: you .

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fixed your post

[Dex]

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JackinForum?

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this should help me kill some time at work

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Reading the JackinForum might help you kill some time at work also. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[hunterking]

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Here's an idea that adds to the Cool As A Cucumber technique: First, get a cucumber and hollow it out so that it's a nice, snug fit for your penis. Cut off the entire other end of the cucumber as well, basically making a "cucumber tube" that's still snug for your penis. Once you have done that, you may heat it up in the microwave for a couple of seconds to get it nice and warm inside. Now go get some duct tape or any other type of packing tape and head to your bathtub. Since the bathtub is about the right height for kneeling, you can place the cucumber on the edge of the tub. Now tape the cucumber to the side of the bathtub. Since the cucumber tube will give slightly, you will be able to adjust how "tight" you want the cucumber to feel by how much force you put into taping the cucumber tube to the bathtub. The tape holds the tube perfectly in place so you are ready to go to town (hands-free, I might add). Since the other end is cut out as well, all of your semen will just fly into the tub for very easy cleanup! If you have your own bathtub, you could even leave the tube taped to the bathtub and no one will see it when you pull the shower curtain across the tub. I enjoyed the cucumber tube one night, and I left it there to enjoy the next morning before taking my shower. It's awesome — try it!

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hmmm...speechless

[xpander]

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Seriously, man. HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU MICROWAVE IT FOR!???!!!?

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I couldn't stop laughing.

[JcTc]

A cucumber was not girthy enough so I decided to try a butternut squash. Needless to say, it was fantastic.

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I like you already.

[terrapin314]

You had me at hello.