body wash

[Clarkmeister]

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for the record i recently picked up cocoa butter aloe vera lotion from a local shop, and i think its great. it also makes masterbating easier. im not lying btw.

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If masturbating ever becomes "difficult" I'm going to be very concerned.

[Mike Gallo]

If masturbating ever becomes "difficult" I'm going to be very concerned.

Dude...you have no idea how loud this made me laugh.

[citanul]

after the 6th or 7th time in a row, it'd probably become a chore. and some lubricant/moisturizer would probably be needed.

citanul

[NLSoldier]

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for the record i recently picked up cocoa butter aloe vera lotion from a local shop, and i think its great. it also makes masterbating easier. im not lying btw.

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It also makes getting head easier [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[astroglide]

i hate herbal essences commercials but i use their product anyway. but suave cocounut is good and cheap. bar soap is like a moisture vacuum for my skin, my face falls off if i use anything like it.

[Alobar]

good move, body wash = way better than bar soap


zest body wash is the tits, but cant ever find it anymore, so I dunno if they still make it. Im using level 2000 "rain mist" (or something like that) right now. Basically just go for something you like the smell of.

Oh, and sack it up and buy a lufa, dont use a wash cloth or something, it just doesnt work as good

[FishBurger]

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To clear things up for me: Say you have dry lips, or it's cold out, or whatever, is it against the "rules" to wear chapstick? Or does that make you a metrosexual? Draw a line please where "because I wanted to be comfortable/feel good" ends and "metrosexual" begins.

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The line is body wash. I use all those products that you mentioned in your previous post and everybody else I know does too. Body wash was a product designed for women that metrosexuals started using.

Deoderant, cologne, chap stick, toothpaste, and mouthwash were all products that have been marketed to men from their inception.

Why are you so defensive about being a metrosexual? You are what you are. There's no shame in it -- even if you go so far as to get manicures and pedicures.

[Clarkmeister]

Dude, "Body Wash" is a marketing code phrase for "Liquid Soap". Get over it.

[Michael Davis]

If there's no shame in being a metrosexual, why did you bandy the term as an insult?

-Michael

[TStoneMBD]

yah i recently bought a bunch of the suave aloe vera tubes. they were a buck a piece. i got like 10 of them. on my next birthday i plan on filling up my bathtub with all the gel, jumping in, and wondering how i plan on fixing the plumbing.