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Also, Bayesian analysis suggests that guys goading total strangers to fight in this sitting are highly likely to be able to [censored] your [censored] up.

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Great point. I liked this post a lot better than your first one, which made me want to kick YOUR ass. Which I guess means that you are more likely than not able to slap the [censored] out of me? Believable enough. This thread by way, is far more entertaining to me than I would have ever imagined, and has recieved far more responses than any on-topic post I have had (on my other login name).

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I know. Also, keep in mind that you're drunk, which means you can't really fight. I know, a lot of people say they fight better when drunk, but they don't. I have been involved in many situations with doormen or bar disputes where huge guys get manhandled because they're pissed.

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I liked this post a lot better than your first one, which made me want to kick YOUR ass. Which I guess means that you are more likely than not able to slap the [censored] out of me?

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Truth hurts, huh? It's ok, most people have trouble actualizing in today's society without being total assclowns. As for me kicking your ass, I don't know. Moot point.

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Great point.

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I know. Also, keep in mind that you're drunk, which means you can't really fight. I know, a lot of people say they fight better when drunk, but they don't. I have been involved in many situations with doormen or bar disputes where huge guys get manhandled because they're pissed.

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This is definitely something I struggle to keep in mind. Alcohol does ridiculous things to me. But yes, it should be obvious.

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I liked this post a lot better than your first one, which made me want to kick YOUR ass. Which I guess means that you are more likely than not able to slap the [censored] out of me?

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Truth hurts, huh? It's ok, most people have trouble actualizing in today's society without being total assclowns. As for me kicking your ass, I don't know. Moot point.

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Another thing I struggle to keep in mind (while I'm drunk anyway) is that I'm not much of a fighter. When I drink, I generally consider myself Mike Tyson / 50 Cent / Brad Pitt. My most fun nights lean towards some perception of being good looking. My worst, without question, involve me being a stupid angry hardass. Thanks, I do appreciate the kick in the ass.

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Also, Bayesian analysis suggests that guys goading total strangers to fight in this sitting are highly likely to be able to [censored] your [censored] up.

NT

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Occam's razor agrees.

Dammit, just cut myself with it...