Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl

[Josh W]

So, I SWEAR this wasn't me. My buddy Joe...

He and his girlfriend were discussing their previous night's 'activities' over breakfast. Apparently it was quite good. She said she thought it was the best she had had. She asked Joe what he thought, and Joe said:

"It's the best I've had ... with you"

[JGalt]

"why don't you douche?" She actually took it pretty well.

[antidan444]

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Sorry for saying this, but your wife is a [censored] bitch.

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Eh, she's temperamental. And yes she has her bitch moments. But that particular one, I couldn't really blame her.

Besides, I found her reaction funny. Maybe I'm the screwed up one.

[gamblore99]

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The last time I was in Vegas I vaguely remember screaming "I wanna [censored] you like an animal!" at a beautiful girl dancing on the bar in Coyote Ugly.

Not sure if it's the dumbest thing or not, but it's gotta be right up there.

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Not dumb. brilliant

[ethan]

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On a first date, after a long night of drinking, during a conversation I got myself stuck and had to say "uh, what was your name again?"

Russ

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It's worse when you accidentally call your gf the name of the girl with whom she thinks you're cheating.

Trust me.

[BradleyT]

"No".

[mikeyvegas]

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"It's the best I've had ... with you"

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That's awesome.

[antidan444]

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"No".

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I hear you.

[antidan444]

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"It's the best I've had ... with you"

That's awesome.

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[James282]

A few weeks into a relationship, right after the 5th or so time we had done it.
"Wow honey, that was one of the top 5 times ever."
"What were the other 4?"
-James