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#21
01-13-2005, 09:26 AM
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Re: 10 Players Most Likely to Have Dismembered Corpses in Their Fridge
lol @ x-22...but i'm gonna have to go with barry greenstein. <3 for barry, but he looks like he could butcher up a little kid!
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#22
01-13-2005, 11:40 AM
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Re: 10 Players Most Likely to Have Dismembered Corpses in Their Fridge
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Imagine X-22 licking his lips like he does on TV while you are wrapped in cellophane on his torture table. [/ QUOTE ] Picture this as the start to a serial killer film. As the opening credits run, the camera travels around a typical New England looking coastal town. Small, quaint, could be anywhere along the coast of Maine or NH. You see schools, crossing guards, children, babies, tourists in lobster bibs, clam shacks, the whole deal. As the credits end you're travelling down a street turn in a driveway and at a front door. There's a duck door knocker on the door. Door opens and you go in. There are duck decoys on some bookshelves, some duck pictures on the wall. Into the kitchen, a normal working class looking kitchen. Open the door to the basement and head down the stairs. Downstairs is a room with some stuffed ducks and duck stuffing supplies, eyes, stands, that sort of thing. Through the door on the other side of the room, a young brunette is tied to a table. You see her feet tied, arms, closeup on her face. She's gagged and half asleep. She sees something and her eyes fill with terror. Pan around and there's X-22, steak knife in hand. He licks his lips and whispers "Quack...quack."
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#23
01-13-2005, 11:44 AM
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Re: 10 Players Most Likely to Have Dismembered Corpses in Their Fridge
LMFAO!!! Thread of the year!
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#26
01-13-2005, 07:50 PM
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Re: 10 Players Most Likely to Have Dismembered Corpses in Their Fridge
It was always my ultimate intention to amass into our little family several tens of thousands who were, in various ways, a cut above the rest. We would then, under my leadership, take over the world. I had tentively figured we would reach critical mass about mid 2007. This thread shows me that we are a lot closer than I thought.
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#28
01-14-2005, 11:47 AM
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Re: 10 Players Most Likely to Have Dismembered Corpses in Their Fridge
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It was always my ultimate intention to amass into our little family several tens of thousands who were, in various ways, a cut above the rest. We would then, under my leadership, take over the world. I had tentively figured we would reach critical mass about mid 2007. This thread shows me that we are a lot closer than I thought. [/ QUOTE ] 10 Players Most Likely to be the Leader of a Doomsday Cult 1) David Sklansky 2) Men the Master 3) X-22 4) John Hennigan 5) Gus Hansen 6) Gabe Kaplan 7) Phil Ivey 8) Scott Fischman 9) Ron Rose 10) Sam Farha
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#29
01-14-2005, 12:14 PM
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Re: 10 Players Most Likely to Have Dismembered Corpses in Their Fridge
[ QUOTE ]
It was always my ultimate intention to amass into our little family several tens of thousands who were, in various ways, a cut above the rest. We would then, under my leadership, take over the world. I had tentively figured we would reach critical mass about mid 2007. This thread shows me that we are a lot closer than I thought. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah sort of like Cluesue's boss in the pink panther tried to take over the world. I can see Mason in a disguise as a dentist to infiltrate Sklansky castle only to administer laughing gas to both the mad scientist and himself. Mason then pulls the wrong tooth, his fake nose comes half off, and they both laugh their asses of uncontrolably. Good post big S. Don't be shy and bring your ass down to the docks more often.
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#30
01-14-2005, 01:06 PM
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Re: 10 Players Most Likely to Have Dismembered Corpses in Their Fridge
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But you want an image, picture Phil Hellmuth in his basement with a young coed tied to a chair and gagged. He picks up a scalpel and approaches her and she tries to scream and wriggle out of her bonds. Hellmuth says, "I just don't think you understand the value of your hand." [/ QUOTE ] LMFAO!!!!Man,I've got tears streaming down my face from this one.Thanks for the good laugh.
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