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11-08-2004, 03:17 PM
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Re: Dead Baby Joke
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
<font color="white"> Bob </font> What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch? <font color="white"> Phil. </font> What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch? <font color="white">Matt. </font> What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? <font color="white"> Cancer. </font> What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? <font color="white">A baby in a microwave. </font> What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? <font color="white">Crib death. </font> How do you spoil a baby? <font color="white"> Leave it out in the sun. </font> |
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11-08-2004, 03:51 PM
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Re: Dead Baby Joke
Time to up the sickness in this thread...
What's the difference between a dead baby and a potato? <font color="white"> The potato in my cupboard has eyes. </font> What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? <font color="white"> You don't come on an apple before you eat it. </font> |
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11-08-2004, 04:03 PM
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Re: Dead Baby Joke
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Time to up the sickness in this thread... What's the difference between a dead baby and a potato? The potato in my cupboard has eyes. What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? You don't come on an apple before you eat it. [/ QUOTE ] Oh my God! I didn't think it was possible to get any more perverted... well done. How do you get a 5 year old to cry twice? <font color="white"> Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear </font> |
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11-08-2004, 04:07 PM
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Re: Dead Baby Joke
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How do you get a 5 year old to cry twice? <font color="white"> Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear </font> [/ QUOTE ] omfg! damn, thats brutal [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] How many babies does it take to paint a house? <font color="white">depends on how hard you throw them </font> What gets louder as it gets smaller? <font color="white"> a baby in a trash compactor </font> |
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