Am I too good?

[JrJordan]

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I AM too good, I can shuffle chips, stare down opponents, show weakness when holding a monster...

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Yes, these skills officially make you too good to play poker. Moran.

[spaminator101]

yes you are to good we should make you king of the poker playing universe everyone should worship you wow!!!!!!!!!!

[djoyce003]

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clearly you are ready for the big game. You should go to vegas and play ivey and brunson.

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I don't think I'm THAT good.

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LOL I think he thought I was serious. I hope I never have face his deadly gaze at a poker table while he shuffles chips and "looks into my soul."

[masse75]

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I AM too good, I can shuffle chips, stare down opponents, show weakness when holding a monster...

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Yes, these skills officially make you too good to play poker. Moran.

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He's obviously not that good...he hasn't even mentioned sunglasses.

[BottlesOf]

I think you may not be a gimmick account. I think you may be my new favorite poster.

[shant]

YSSCKY

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You are a funny guy

[Tea_Bagger]

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No

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Two things:

1) There are reads available online, but you sound like you read body language and not betting patterns. Do both.

2) Second, I wouldn't really want to play with you because you sound pretty damned arrogant. I win half the tourneys I play in home games, but I don't rub it in their faces or come off as cocky. Some of them play just for fun and don't care to learn the skill. As long as they have fun, they'll keep playing. What you've done is sell the corn seed, son. You've ruined your relationship with them by winning too much (and can't plant corn for the future, to keep the metaphor going). Hell, I've deliberately lost hands as an investment to make sure they see that I can lose, too, and get invited back. No one wants to lose all the time, and, worse, no one wants to play with a guy who compares himself to Ivey and Negreanu.

[lighterjobs]

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I think you may not be a gimmick account. I think you may be my new favorite poster.

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if this isn't a gimmick account, it would make my day.