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If you fear they may try to kidnap you, get naked and oil yourself up.
When the SUV pulled away was it replaced by any other unknown vehicles that can watch your home? They may have another team on duty. |
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Have you called 911 yet? Not doing so makes you Chuck Norris-manly, but also really stupid.
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Have you called 911 yet? Not doing so makes you Chuck Norris-manly, but also really stupid. [/ QUOTE ] "Hi, somebody rang my doorbell and ran away, and now there's a car that might be his parked on the corner!"? |
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OK, the car is gone now. I'm totally freaked out. I have a hunting knife and a maglight on the desk with me. [/ QUOTE ] You can F some ish up with a maglight. |
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its da paaaoolice.
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Casing your house? Maybe heard you thumping up the stairs and figured it was a no go, and now he's trying the neighbors. If you know your neighbor, call him up to get the word out.
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"my car won't start. well maybe there's a killer after you."
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Brew up some coffee and offer them some. They must be tired, they've been there since the 24th! Maybe they'll think your really nice and decide to leave you alone.
Or at least they could kill you and this thread... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Have you been associating with any rappers or gangstas lately?
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