Biggest animal you'd fight for money - Page 3

Blarg · #21 09-16-2005, 10:25 PM

Will he be masturbating at the time?

Sephus · #22 09-16-2005, 10:41 PM

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Lion
Reasonable-size bear
Tiger
Elephant

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A human against these animals in any scenario listed is a joke. Even with a revolver you'd better be Billy the Kid because I don't think a shot to the leg or midsection is a sure thing to stop them. Against an Elephant you might as well just put the 50 mil in your will cause you're not killing that thing.

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if im fighting an elephant i'm going to need a tank. or at least one of those robot suits from the third matrix.

Luzion · #23 09-17-2005, 04:41 AM

Man... a baseball bat isnt exactly the greatest weapon against an animal. No choices for say a sword, or a spear?

It would be tough to kill a large dog with just your hands too.

The Truth · #24 09-17-2005, 04:48 AM

A) wolf and all below, not horse
B) horse and all below
C) tiger/lion, everything but bear and elephant

#25 09-17-2005, 04:57 AM

I think male baboon or gorilla would be an interesting match unarmed. I might take a huge bull with a baseball bat.

Lazymeatball · #26 09-17-2005, 05:08 AM

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I hate horses, I'll fight one for free.

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Then you would really like this website, you [censored] horse hater

Lazymeatball · #27 09-17-2005, 05:10 AM

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I might take a huge bull with a baseball bat.

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And you will die. Anyone who thinks they can take a horse or bull with a bat is wrong. A bat is not going to help you against anything over 1000 lbs.

#28 09-17-2005, 05:13 AM

No way I could take a horse, a bull is a definite possibility, with a bit of luck.

siccjay · #29 09-17-2005, 05:15 AM

A guy I know wrestled a bear for free. [censored] he might have even paid. I know he was one of only 3 people from this area that tied the bear in a wrestling match. I guess they had judges and [censored]. Don't ask for details it was before I was born.

Lazymeatball · #30 09-17-2005, 05:21 AM

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No way I could take a horse, a bull is a definite possibility, with a bit of luck.

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I'm sorry, this makes absolutely no sense to me. If you couidn't take a horse, then a bull would be even more difficult,wouldn't it? Bulls are bigger, have harder skulls, big horns, and are more ornary than horses. Yes, you could take any animal with a bit of luck, but I'm guessing the chances against you beating a bull with a bat are at least 9:1