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I think there is a linear relationship between how much money would it take to kill someone, and how annoying/infuriating they are. It's a tough one for grannie because senior citizens, though slow and a danger behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. As for a blanket price to kill someone, i would say whatever amount of money would allow me to fill a king sized bed with 100's to a height of around 10 inches, so i could then swim around in it saying "oh yes, kyles money, awesome". This price could easily be reduced if the mark in question:
-used the term "chillax" -drove the speed limit in the fast lane -watched the OC -made horrible trades in online monopoly allowing the person clearly in last place to leap frog and win the game -frequently displayed their "freestyle rap" skills while drunk and uninvited at my apartment -preferred friends to seinfeld -has ever said "the book was better" in response to the question, have you seen "x movie" -has read a Harry potter book while they were an age >12 -was a female friend who frequently leans on you/holds your arm or hand/sits on your lap when you are talking to another girl, but wont take one for the team herself If the person in question did any of those, and i was assured to get away with it, i would ask for gas money.. but not require it |
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Awesome post. A+
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this post, minus the intro, made this thread worth reading.
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Old woman: 15k
Kids: Fun. |
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Private Joker - "How can you shoot women and children?"
Door Gunner - "Easy, you don't lead 'em so much (laughs)ain't war hell?" |
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This is the best post I've read on 2+2 in a while.
Mike, I wouldn't kill someone for any amount of $$. I'm not going to say the guilt would overwhelm me, but it could. I would never ever risk spending a lifetime in jail either. There's no price that makes that punishment worth it. You suck. Beer$$ |
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This is the best post I've read on 2+2 in a while. Mike, I wouldn't kill someone for any amount of $$. I'm not going to say the guilt would overwhelm me, but it could. I would never ever risk spending a lifetime in jail either. There's no price that makes that punishment worth it. You suck. Beer$$ [/ QUOTE ] For the purpose of the question, I think you should assume that you have no chance of getting caught. As for me, I would have to get something in the millions, because I would have to give a ton to charity to think I overwhealmingly counterbalanced the harm I did. For those who say that they would not do it for any amount of money, are you using the "going to hell" logic? If not, you are talking nonsense. You wouldn't do it for $10 trillion? An amount of money that would allow you to save/improve countless lives? |
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potd. you and gorie should mate to produce the interweb forum messiah.
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[ QUOTE ]
I think there is a linear relationship between how much money would it take to kill someone, and how annoying/infuriating they are. It's a tough one for grannie because senior citizens, though slow and a danger behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. As for a blanket price to kill someone, i would say whatever amount of money would allow me to fill a king sized bed with 100's to a height of around 10 inches, so i could then swim around in it saying "oh yes, kyles money, awesome". This price could easily be reduced if the mark in question: -used the term "chillax" -drove the speed limit in the fast lane -watched the OC -made horrible trades in online monopoly allowing the person clearly in last place to leap frog and win the game -frequently displayed their "freestyle rap" skills while drunk and uninvited at my apartment -preferred friends to seinfeld -has ever said "the book was better" in response to the question, have you seen "x movie" -has read a Harry potter book while they were an age >12 -was a female friend who frequently leans on you/holds your arm or hand/sits on your lap when you are talking to another girl, but wont take one for the team herself If the person in question did any of those, and i was assured to get away with it, i would ask for gas money.. but not require it [/ QUOTE ] I think I know someone that, by using your equation, you would actually OWE me money after you killed them. |
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