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View Poll Results: Matador's fliggity fliest shades were..
Option 1 - Vinyl Disco Classic 30 30.61%
Option 2 - Noveau-lab goggles 45 45.92%
Option 3 - The 'Dinkies' 23 23.47%
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Old 04-24-2005, 02:04 PM
MarkL444 MarkL444 is offline
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Default Re: Would you trade your Dad for Sklansky?

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My dad is dead and his ashes are mingled with some redwood trees. So...

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So....? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 04-24-2005, 03:59 PM
mason55 mason55 is offline
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Default Re: Would you trade your Dad for Sklansky?

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If I had to hear "it's not even close" everyday I'd jump out a window.

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Dad, can we go to the zoo?
No, do you see why?

Dad, can I have desert?
No, and it's not even close

Dad, what's for dinner?
Food. I'll let your mother elaborate.
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Old 04-24-2005, 04:04 PM
istewart istewart is offline
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Default Re: Would you trade your Dad for Sklansky?

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If I had to hear "it's not even close" everyday I'd jump out a window.

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Dad, can we go to the zoo?
No, do you see why?

Dad, can I have desert?
No, and it's not even close

Dad, what's for dinner?
Food. I'll let your mother elaborate.

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Hahahaha.
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Old 04-24-2005, 05:19 PM
MCS MCS is offline
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Default Re: Would you trade your Dad for Sklansky?

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Dad, can we go to the zoo?
No, do you see why?

Dad, can I have desert?
No, and it's not even close

Dad, what's for dinner?
Food. I'll let your mother elaborate.

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HAHAHAHAHA. That's good stuff.

(And the typo/misspelling of "dessert" adds another layer of humor.)
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Old 04-24-2005, 06:14 PM
jakethebake jakethebake is offline
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Default Re: Would you trade your Dad for Sklansky?

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If I had to hear "it's not even close" everyday I'd jump out a window.

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Dad, can we go to the zoo?
No, do you see why?

Dad, can I have desert?
No, and it's not even close

Dad, what's for dinner?
Food. I'll let your mother elaborate.

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Brilliant!
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Old 04-24-2005, 06:15 PM
jakethebake jakethebake is offline
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Default Re: Would you trade your Dad for Sklansky?

Dad, can we go to the zoo?

Well how would you calculate the EV on that?
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Old 04-24-2005, 06:17 PM
Yobz Yobz is offline
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Default Re: Would you trade your Dad for Sklansky?

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If I had to hear "it's not even close" everyday I'd jump out a window.

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Dad, can we go to the zoo?
No, do you see why?

Dad, can I have desert?
No, and it's not even close

Dad, what's for dinner?
Food. I'll let your mother elaborate.

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I actually laughed out loud, for real
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