The only time I played with Chuck Norris

[coffeecrazy1]

Once, I was playing poker with Chuck Norris. He and I got heads up on one hand.

From the way Chuck Norris bet the flop, I knew from the way he played it that he had flopped TPTK, but I had a pair and a flush draw. So, I was trying to figure out how many outs I had, and I said,

"I wonder how many outs I have if I call."

Chuck Norris replied, "I don't know, but you're dead to a roundhouse kick."

I quickly folded.

[Smoothcall]

I have to agree with whiskey that this is very lame. You know you are in trouble when you get sweet jazz to like your posts. If your gonna try to make fun of my posts at least do something good. This is pathetic. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[whiskeytown]

the best part of it was Peter666's list - that was pretty good.

RB

[TStoneMBD]

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks are so powerful that when he does them, it creates a gravitational pull that shifts the land masses of the earth closer to him each time.

NASA has been interested in sending Chuck Norris into outerspace for years, but after extensive studies they determined that it would be too dangerous to do so as Chuck Norris' punches are so powerful that he might accidentally punch through the universe's atmosphere creating a worm hole into another dimension.

When Chuck Norris strokes his penis, every woman on the planet's sense of sexual awareness increases.

Scientists have discovered a way to duplicate the destruction of the atomic bomb by having Chuck Norris ejaculate out of an airplane over cities.

The government has been trying to pass a bill for years that will approve the cloning of Chuck Norris' DNA, but scientists fear the added earthquake damage might cause the apocalypse.

Chuck Norris cures the overpopulation of the earth with roundhouse kicks.

-all mine