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Mr Burns:
(On Homer's telemarketing scam) Burns: One dollar for eternal happiness. I'd be happier with the dollar. also lots of Sideshow bob e.g.: Bob: How ironic. My crusade against television has come to an end so formulaic, it could have spewed from the PowerBook of the laziest Hollywood hack. |
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Homer and Lenny are standing on the platform of a burning oil derrick surrounded by roaring flames:
HOMER: Ah! This is where Faceless Joe lost his legs! |
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Monorail! MONORAIL! MONORAIL!!!!
Mono- D'OH! |
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(Homer driving after hitting a metal deer)
Homer: D'oh Lisa: A deer Marge: A female deer |
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"Kernow iys Vicken." Lisa Simpson.
This is Cornish for: "long live Cornwall." Lisa hasnt said this yet. But if you lived in Cornwall you will know that shes going to. |
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Mr. Burns (Golfing with Homer): Use an
open-faced club! A sand wedge! Homer: Mmmmm... open-faced club sandwich. |
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Lisa's Valentine to Ralph -
It says "Choo-Choo-Choose Me!" . . . .And it's a picture picture of a train. ------------------------------------------------------------ From Third Halloween Episode Chinese Shop Owner: Beware! The doll carries with it a terrible curse! Homer: That's bad. Shop Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt! Homer: That's good. Shop Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed! Homer: That's bad. Shop Owner: But you get your choice of topping! Homer: That's good! Shop Owner: The topping contains Potassium Benzoate. Homer: . . . . Shop Owner: That's bad. Homer: Can I go now? ------------------------------------------------------------ The Mr. Sparkle Commercial ------------------------------------------------------------ Flanders: Homer, didn't you use to have a snow plow? Homer (wearing the Mr. Plow jacket): Flanders I think I know my own life! Flanders: Homer you're wearing the jacket! Homer: Shut up, Flanders! <humming> "call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow." (I apologize, I think I really misquoted that last one). ------------------------------------------------------------ Grampa Simpson: This took place back in nineteen dickety two. We had to use dickety because the Kaiser stole our word for twenty. I ran after him but gave up after dickety six miles. ------------------------------------------------------------ Mr. Smithers: As you know I wrote a musical about the Malibu Stacy doll. Mr. Burns: A play about a doll??? Why not write a play about the common cat!? Or the King of Siam!? Mr. Smithers: Right, well we got a playbill in a small theatre in New Mexico. Mr. Burns: Whoa, slow down, maestro. There's a New Mexico? -AA |
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Ralphie = laughing till it hurts (LTIH?)
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Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here? Scorpio: Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls of sugar] There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream? Homer: Uh... I... no. [/ QUOTE ] This is similar to the Blackadder Goes Forth sketch where Baldrick makes Blackadder a cappuccino: "Froth sir?. Yes please Baldrick (Baldrick spits in the coffee) Sugar sir?. Yes please (Baldrick rubs his hair so the dandruff goes in the coffee) Cocao sir? - Blackadder - "Come to think of it Baldrick, I think I'll have a cup of tea" |
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Fat Tony bets, all fold to Homer.
Homer: "Can we make this High/Low?" Fat Tony: "No" Homer: "Fold" |
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