Worst time and Place to SHART.

[Al P]

From Urban Dictionary:

The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you [censored] yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).

[antidan444]

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And the correct answer to the OPs question is Anytime...who the fvck Sharts???

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May you always be blissfully unaware of this terrible problem. I swear I do this once a year. You think you gotta pass a little gas, and the next thing you know ... oh [censored]! Literally.

BTW, the answer to this is, in the passenger seat of your girlfriend's brand new car, as the two of you were heading home for some "quality" time together. Leaving a stain on the seat makes it 10 times worse.

[private joker]

Jake is being too hard on A-rod. Shart is a common term that's been around since long before Along Came Polly. It is a sh|t-fart. You fart and a little bit of sh|t comes out.

I did it once when I was like 12, but luckily I was watching TV in my house and I quickly changed and threw my underwear out in the garbage outside. Nobody was the wiser.

Anyway, speaking of farting/sharting during sex, I was accidentally watching Celebrity P***r Showdown yesterday and Caroline Rhea was commenting on how Phil Gordon used the term "passing gas" in his book, then talked about how men like the topic of farting and women don't. She then said, "If I ever farted during sex I would fake my own death." That was funny to me.

[arod15]

Did this happen to you?

[arod15]

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Shart???

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I have no idea what you people are talking about. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Its when you fart but really [censored] your pants.....

[TStoneMBD]

ive heard the term sharted several times before reading this thread and have heard the term several years ago as well.

[Eurotrash]

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And why does he have weird random words capitalized in his post?

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this is the part that really baffles me.

[chuddo]

once when i was about 15-16 my friend and i were eating at kfc after being out riding our bikes all day.

in the middle of some story he was telling he paused, cocked his head and said, "wait, did you just hear that?"

he then half cocks his leg to rip a loud fart and instead it is a completely disgusting, almost 'bubbly' sound.

he immediately jumps out of his seat, runs to the bathroom, and i don't see him again for at least 20 minutes.

finally he walks back out, sits down, and the first thing he says is "i just shitt my F-ing pants dude."

he claimed it was "rotten mountain dew" that gave him diarrhea he did not expect.

he spent the time in the bathroom washing his boxers and shorts in the sink and then using the hand dryer to dry them a bit.

later he said "i thought it was just going to be a huge fart... i was so suprised by it that i would have crapped myself.. if not for the fact my ass had just emptied."

[kgrad5]

a friend of mine was eating a girl out when she let one rip..
he just stood up, got his clothes and left..

[David04]

Is there really a best time and place to shart?