Some dorm questions

[RunDownHouse]

I can't believe you're even asking about sleeping nude. That's not just a huge no-no, that's an obvious no-no.

You can't prepare ahead of time for how compatible your jerk schedule is with you'r rommate's jerk schedule. Either both of you will be able to work something out, even if that means vague, "Hey, can you take off for a while?" comments, or you'll both just work it into gaps in the other's schedule.

[72allin]

Is it cool to sleep naked?

sure, just keep the pair of boxers/briefs under the sheets so you can slip back into them before you get out of bed... no one wants to see dude-ass if they can avoid it

Can I play Avril Lavigne frequently on my speakers?

I'm gonna have to go with headphones on this one

I'm not planning to do drugs or drink (I've done em before a lot and don't think it's worth it), good idea or bad idea?

Totally respectable, but you might catch some flak for this. An alternative is to just get a cup of beer and sip it all night long, everyone's usually too drunk to notice...


edit: oops forgot one, what is the accepted etiquette for jerkin it?

As long as the roommate isn't coming back within the next hour? Go for it.... walked in on my roommate last year, very awkward to say the least but we laughed it off a few hours later, what the hell it's perfectly normal.

(edit: having said all this, I don't sleep naked because that's weird, avril sucks, and I drink and smoke quite a bit, but hey everyone's got their own way of doing things)

"hey do you mind giving me like half and hour cause I kind of feel like jerkin it?"


"yeah okay but do you think you could use the top bunk this time cause last time you did it on my bed and I noticed some ucky stuff on my 1000+ thread count satin sheets."


"Alright but could you leave cause Futurama is starting and I want to jerk it to Leela. She's hot."

"yeah okay. Take the sock off the door when you're done. "

[swede123]

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"hey do you mind giving me like half and hour cause I kind of feel like jerkin it?"


"yeah okay but do you think you could use the top bunk this time cause last time you did it on my bed and I noticed some ucky stuff on my 1000+ thread count satin sheets."


"Alright but could you leave cause Futurama is starting and I want to jerk it to Leela. She's hot."

"yeah okay. Take the sock off the door when you're done. "

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I always had a sneaking suspicion my dorm room was bugged. Thanks for confirming it.

Swede

[scotty34]

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I have found that good friends are always able to discuss whacking it quite openly.

Swede

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wha??? kidding right? ew. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

that would be a very odd conversation actually

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Why would you say that it would be odd? People talk about sex all the time, and that isn't weird. The details of the conversation just depend on how comfortable you are with the people you are talking to.

[TheWorstPlayer]

Bring the speakers (and the nice P-word setup, of course) but don't play Avril Lavigne on them.

[unlucky513]

about jerking it... don't do it when you know your roommate(s) are coming home from class. and when they walk in and you're in the middle of doing it, don't get mad and then ask them to leave so you can finish.

this happened to me my freshman year. my roomie loved to beat off.

oh, and don't frick your girl from behind on a lofted bed while your roommate is sleeping 6 feet away. he did this, too.

[jakethebake]

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oh, and don't frick your girl from behind on a lofted bed while your roommate is sleeping 6 feet away. he did this, too.

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he didn't offer you sloppy seconds?

[TheWorstPlayer]

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oh, and don't frick your girl from behind on a lofted bed while your roommate is sleeping 6 feet away. he did this, too.

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he didn't offer you sloppy seconds?

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Isn't the offer implicit in this situation?

[hawkeye]

forget the speakers, bring the monitors