![]() |
#21
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
Elton John's Tiny Dancer is a great drunk song, especially when everybody is so inebreated that they sing:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza" |
#22
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
Sweet Caroline, by Neil Diamond?
There's this one part where everyone yells "suck my ****". |
#23
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
Not for every crowd, but if you're in a roomful of drunk geeks, start this one up:
Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do! Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do! Who holds back the electric car? who made Steve Guttenberg — a star? We do, we do! Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar Night? We do — we do! Stonecutter's Drinking Song, "The Simpsons" |
#24
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
Garth Brooks - Friends in low places
I was at my girlfriend's semi-formal last night and I was after the DJ all night to make sure he played it. He threw it on at the end of the night and we blew the roof off the place. |
#25
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
[ QUOTE ]
Elton John's Tiny Dancer is a great drunk song, especially when everybody is so inebreated that they sing: "Hold me closer Tony Danza" [/ QUOTE ] Umm...that might just be you doing this. |
#26
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
The correct answer is Piano Man. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this.
|
#27
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] Elton John's Tiny Dancer is a great drunk song, especially when everybody is so inebreated that they sing: "Hold me closer Tony Danza" [/ QUOTE ] Umm...that might just be you doing this. [/ QUOTE ] I know lots of people who think he says "Hold me closer Tony Danza" |
#28
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
That's because they all watch Friends.
|
#29
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
Dropkick Murphy's - "Kiss me, I'm shitfaced"
"I designed the Sears Tower, I make TWO GRAND AN HOUR!" |
#30
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
[ QUOTE ]
The correct answer is Piano Man. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this. [/ QUOTE ] wtf not even the best drinking song recorded by billy joel. |
![]() |
|
|