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View Poll Results: Median # of hands a day
101-300 16 21.33%
0-100 0 0%
301-500 14 18.67%
501-700 9 12.00%
701-900 3 4.00%
901-1100 10 13.33%
1101-1300 7 9.33%
1301-1500 5 6.67%
1501-1700 3 4.00%
1701 or more..... 8 10.67%
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:01 PM
on_thg on_thg is offline
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Default Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together

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Edit: okay, I knew the answer, I admit it. One can always hope for bad advice, right?

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Fake an illness. "Honey? My left nut hurts!"
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:01 PM
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Default Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together

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Fake an illness. "Honey? My left nut hurts!"

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That's a recipe for making sure they both hurt.
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:11 PM
benza13 benza13 is offline
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Default Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together

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Go, smile, have a good time and lay on the charm to her family. This will score you MAJOR points with the wife. Then when you get home maybe she'll let you stick it in her pooper!

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FYP [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

And to the OP, you have to go, but leaving by 9 is a completely reasonable request.
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:12 PM
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Default Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together

Definitely take one for the team here. Just look at the upside, cookouts usually mean free beer.

Swede
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:13 PM
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Default Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together

Words of wisdom from limecat.
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:15 PM
Shajen Shajen is offline
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Default Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together

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The cousin's 5 year old kid has been battling cancer and is in remission. This cookout is in his honor.


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I wouldn't go. <font color="white"> Who am I kidding? You gotta dude.</font>
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:24 PM
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Default Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together

make it 830. seriously. if you target 9, you won't get out of there until 930 at the earliest.
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:24 PM
Sifmole Sifmole is offline
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Default Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together

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Go, smile, have a good time and lay on the charm to her family. This will score you MAJOR points with the wife. Then when you get home maybe she'll let you........... SIIHP



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Finished your post.
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:26 PM
benza13 benza13 is offline
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Default Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together

Nothing like being 15 minutes late... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:39 PM
moondogg moondogg is offline
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Default Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together

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Nothing like being 15 minutes late... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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No kidding. If you are going to pad your post count and beat a dead horse with a tired, lame-ass, overplayed, predicatable joke, make sure you do it promptly.

And make sure it hasn't been done yet in this specific thread, especially if it's been done in every other damned thread so far.
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