When it matters

[Gabe]

not only does pride goeth before the fall, but after it, as well, it seems.

[mike l.]

youre just jealous

[Michael Davis]

Dude you just got owned. And I have your Pooh Bear.

-Michael

[mike l.]

"Dude you just got owned."

how'd i get owned just cause he's jealous i found something better to do with my time than spend morning noon and night hanging out with the scum at the commerce like some sort of degenerate. yeah what a life, gee i really feel like ive fallen, gabe's sure got it made doing that 7 days a week. i dont need GA i just need better examples of how to really do this game like a pro. people who dont even use playerview are not the ones to look for advice from youre right about that lmd.

"And I have your Pooh Bear."

you can keep any poo i give you kid.

anyway this is my last post ever to 2+2, i have better ways to spend my time so i wont be lurking either. no more commerce no more 2+2 no more talking to gabe for hours on the phone, he'll have to email. time to start maximizing my time for a change. no more happy little stories where i bumble through a hand making smart aleck nonsense comments about the other players and pretend to know what im doing.

if you want to find me figure out my party name (it's obvious) and come stalk me at the 5-10 6 max tables where ill be quietly make silly amounts of money in my underwear with my fat gut hanging out and my barefoot wife fixing me something to eat the next room over. but still not as much per 100 as little michael davis. yet.

bye all.

[A_C_Slater]

Hold Em < Malaysian Hold Em < Pineapple < Crazy Fox.



Your friend,

A.C. Slater (Inventor of Malaysian Hold Em)


(For details please see poker theory forum, page one, title-- I invented a new poker game what do you think?)

[Gabe]

well i guess i can officially stop feeling sorry for you now.

oh yeah one more thing, the only way for you to save you bankroll, marriage, and sanity, would be to read gambling theory and other topics and learn more about bankroll requirements, risk of ruin, and most importantly.... wait, you're not going to read this. oh well.

[SomethingClever]

[ QUOTE ]
I bet. Clark folded. Ed called.

[/ QUOTE ]

Why not checkraise the NPA on the river?

Then slowroll him, kick the table over and scream, "OWNED!"