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View Poll Results: Median # of hands a day | |||
101-300 | 16 | 21.33% | |
0-100 | 0 | 0% | |
301-500 | 14 | 18.67% | |
501-700 | 9 | 12.00% | |
701-900 | 3 | 4.00% | |
901-1100 | 10 | 13.33% | |
1101-1300 | 7 | 9.33% | |
1301-1500 | 5 | 6.67% | |
1501-1700 | 3 | 4.00% | |
1701 or more..... | 8 | 10.67% | |
Voters: 75. You may not vote on this poll |
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Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together
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Edit: okay, I knew the answer, I admit it. One can always hope for bad advice, right? [/ QUOTE ] Fake an illness. "Honey? My left nut hurts!" |
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Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together
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Fake an illness. "Honey? My left nut hurts!" [/ QUOTE ] That's a recipe for making sure they both hurt. |
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Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together
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Go, smile, have a good time and lay on the charm to her family. This will score you MAJOR points with the wife. Then when you get home maybe she'll let you stick it in her pooper! [/ QUOTE ] FYP [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] And to the OP, you have to go, but leaving by 9 is a completely reasonable request. |
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Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together
Definitely take one for the team here. Just look at the upside, cookouts usually mean free beer.
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Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together
Words of wisdom from limecat.
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Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together
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The cousin's 5 year old kid has been battling cancer and is in remission. This cookout is in his honor. [/ QUOTE ] I wouldn't go. <font color="white"> Who am I kidding? You gotta dude.</font> |
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Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together
make it 830. seriously. if you target 9, you won't get out of there until 930 at the earliest.
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Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together
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Go, smile, have a good time and lay on the charm to her family. This will score you MAJOR points with the wife. Then when you get home maybe she'll let you........... SIIHP [/ QUOTE ] Finished your post. |
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Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together
Nothing like being 15 minutes late... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Re: What\'s your play here: Wife\'s family get-together
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Nothing like being 15 minutes late... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] No kidding. If you are going to pad your post count and beat a dead horse with a tired, lame-ass, overplayed, predicatable joke, make sure you do it promptly. And make sure it hasn't been done yet in this specific thread, especially if it's been done in every other damned thread so far. |
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