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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Rocks & Rings is what happens when a scrawny little dorktard named Amir gets beaten up one too many times in middle school. [/ QUOTE ] its Antonio. [/ QUOTE ] You must not have read all of the website then. It says his birth name was Amir. [/ QUOTE ] Damn you have a strong stomach. [/ QUOTE ] my thoughts exactly |
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cuz he's on point
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i just threw up in my mouth a little bit. [/ QUOTE ] in some cultures, they only eat vomit |
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1.4. Homage to the $1.4 million that Antonio won at the 2004 LA Poker Classic, now an R&R seal of approval. "This party is a total 1.4." [/ QUOTE ] I like the idea of referring to things like this in honor of Antonio. from now on whenever I go to a party that's a completely gay I'll say "This party is a total 1.4." Or more simply, "This party is so Antonio." Do something really jackass-ish and I'll say, "Geez...How Antonio of you." It would be pretty fun to have the opportunity to sit at the same table as him and use these phrases either in his presence or directly towards him. I look forward to the opportunity. |
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We could always googlebomb his website....
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I didn't really read the site - I thought the 1.4 referred to his penis length in inches.
And it's obvious all the talk about "babies" is a pathetic obfuscation of some pretty blatant homoeroticism. Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
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cuz of his webpage its a total 1.4 baby [/ QUOTE ] Shopping at the Sharper Image is really cool. |
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I hope this is a 2+2er joking:
[ QUOTE ] ASK ANTONIO Got a question that needs an urgent answer? Send it this instant to Askantonio@ultimatebet.com What's up Antonio? I just wanted to say that you have been a huge inspiration for me. I tend to lack confidence, even though I have a lot going for me: girls seem to find me hot, I drive a Porsche, I just graduated in mechanical engineering... Still man, I'm very shy and seeing someone like you living life at its fullest just makes me wants to change completely. Your advice on how to play high stakes tournaments and how to pick up girls is exactly right. I won't be afraid anymore and I won't settle for second. Hearing it from you (good person, excellent poker player, lucky with the ladies) makes it that much sweeter. Not only will your advice improve my poker game, but my life in general I'm sure. Thanks man, you're the best and I really look up to you. Your #1 fan, Alexx from Montreal Wow, Alexx, What can I say? All this time I thought I was just playing poker and here I'm changing people's lives. Well, okay, man. Keep on keepin' on. Life's a party and you're on the VIP list. [/ QUOTE ] |
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I'm reading this from work and I still feel like I have wasted my own time. I can't beleive this guys is for real.
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I didn't really read the site - I thought the 1.4 referred to his penis length in inches. [/ QUOTE ] Genius |
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