Can anyone do a HU Tourney Preview?

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Style: drunk intellectual

Strengths:
- ping pong
- game theory
- chess
- starcraft/warcraft


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son of a bitch, i have a doppelganger

[fanmail]

I can't believe how young everybody is that plays high stakes. Congrats.

[AZK]

zeebo and durrr are 14 and 12, respectively.

[fanmail]

Are there odds on the 1st round matches?

[Prevaricator]

Player: Prevaricator
Age: 20

Nationality: massachusettsian. german/japanese ethnicity.
Style: paranoid bluff catcher

Strengths:
-I know when you're bluffing so don't even think about it!
-mixing it up/changing gears
-running g00t baby

Weaknesses:
-stacking off with one pair
-bluffing into the nuts
-habitually raising block bets

Favorite Hand: 85s

Favorite Move: check-calling the river...haha

Poker Titles: eh, the money speaks for itself right?

Least Feared player in tourney: matt flynn (he's in the worst bracket imo)
Most Feared player in tourney: strassa2 (on fire right now)

edit: odds: 27:1 (i didn't come up w these!)

[Allinlife]

these profiles are hilarious. keep'em coming [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Yeti]

Player : Yeti
Nationality : English

Strengths : Everything
Weaknessse : None, I am the best!

[chuddo]

haha nice. we are missing about 27 more of them. guys?

[Matt Flynn]

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Player: Prevaricator
Age: 20

Least Feared player in tourney: matt flynn (he's in the worst bracket imo)
Most Feared player in tourney: strassa2 (on fire right now)


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git r done.

[ezratei]

Player: ezratei
Age: 23

Nationality: Jewbag
Style: Old Style

Strengths:
-because of my education, people assume I'm smarter than I really am
-a large collection of thin ties
-very good at pretending to be sober

Weaknesses:
-ordering double dickels on the rocks at 2:30 am, then going to weird clubs and diffusing fights (seen by some as a strength)
-most of my poker experience has been limited to $1 SNG tournaments with an all-in requirement on the first hand
-getting busted by the NYPD for public urination and illegal gambling activities

Favorite hand: 45os (the domesticator)

Favorite movie: Repo Man

Poker Titles: 45,792nd Greatest Poker Player To Have Never Won A Tournament

Quote: "PACHENGA!!!!!!!!!" -Pachenga