Official North America vs. Europe III Thread

[SuitedSixes]

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french1098 here USA

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That won't be at all confusing. Welcome to the team.

[codewarrior]

typically French... LOL, J/K

[J-Lo]

I'm in as Junaid0 go NA

[codewarrior]

Welcome aboard!!!!

[codewarrior]

I have a better mascot for the Eurowankers than a bunny. No tauntung yet? Doughnut punchers... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[ilya]

I'll be there, represening the North Pole.

[DrPhysic]

Stew, Stew, Stew.

[Stoneii]

Something to offend just about everyone !!!

Following complaints made to the USA-EURO International Poker Board about the USA performance of the 'Doughnut Taunt' before their games, the Board has now agreed the following pre-match rituals of their own.

A. The England team will chat about the weather, wave hankies in the air and attach bells to their ankles before moaning about how they think they invented the game, and gave it to the world, and how it's not fair that everyone can beat them now. Failing that they will see what the Americans are doing and join in.

B. The Scotland team will chant "You lookin' at me Jimmy?" before smashing an Irn Bru bottle over their opponents' heads.

C. Unfortunately the Committee were unable to accept the Welsh suggestion following representations from the RSPCA [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

D. Argentina will unexpectedly invade a small part of opposition flop, claim it as their own "Las In-Flopas-Areas" and then be forcibly removed by the England team.

E. Two members of the South African team will claim to be more important than the other 13 whom they will coral between the Blinds whilst they claim the rest of
the table for themselves.

F. The USA team will not attend until almost the final table [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]. In future years they will amend the records to show that they were in fact the most important team in the tournament and make lots of films to prove it - (2-1 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img])

G. Five of the Canadian team will sing La Marsaillaise and hold the rest of the team to ransom.

H. The Italian team will arrive in bright red cars, harass the female Tournie Directors and then run away.

I. The French will declare they have new scientific evidence that the opposition are all mad. They will then park corgi lorries across deal area, let sheep loose in the opposition side of the table (unless playing Wales) and burn the officials. However they may not attend the World Cup at all as it involves the deployment of Frenchmen in another part of the world.

J. The Australians will have a barbie before negotiating lucrative singing and TV contracts in the UK. They will then invite all their mates to come and live with them in Shepherds Bush.

K. The Ireland team will split into two, with the Southern half performing a pre tournie Riverdance, while the Northerners march the Traditional route from their dressing room to the table, via their opponents' dressing room.

To arms [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

stoneii

[codewarrior]

That was one hell of a post to wake up and find.... I can't touch it. And now, a picture of a large European man punching a doughnut on an anvil....

[utmt40]

utmt40 USA all the way