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#22
05-12-2005, 07:40 PM
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Re: Two Types of People
A good one I remember reading about the difference between men and women: A man will f_ck any thing that moves. A woman, won't.
People who play music loud enough to ennoy their neighbors, and people who won't. People who gossip, and people who don't. People who go crazy and get all their aggressions out when driving, and people who don't. People who care how badly they drive, and people who don't. People who know how well they drive, and people who don't. People who eat deli sandwiches with mayonnaise, and people who eat them the right way -- with mustard. People who let their kids run wild, and people who don't. People who have family arguments in public, and people who don't. People who eat people's food out of the fridge at work, and people who don't. The one I've never gotten behind is, people who like dogs, and people who like cats. I see people saying you're a dog person or a cat person all the time, and thinking that it really means a lot. I grew up with tons of both and love them both. 
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#24
05-12-2005, 07:43 PM
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People who go through others' medicine cabinets and people who don't. I have never understood sneaking through someones' private things like that. b [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, that's always struck me as borderline depraved. I've had people over before and walked out of the room and come back and found them opening and closing drawers and cabinets, looking inside. That blows my mind. I would never do something so incredibly rude...and not just rude, but something that seems halfway toward stealing. A guy did that one time and found bullets in a drawer, then started to give me a lecture on how wrong it was to be a gun owner. I mean, WTF? Who the hell does someone think he is to go rooting around uninvited in your stuff and then have the nerve to criticize what he finds?
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#26
05-12-2005, 07:48 PM
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[ QUOTE ] girls who suck dick and girls that deny it [/ QUOTE ] Women who think a blowjob is a handjob with a little posing and licking on top, and those who don't. [/ QUOTE ] Posing? hahahahah That visual struck me as funny. b
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#27
05-12-2005, 07:51 PM
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[ QUOTE ] People who eat deli sandwiches with mayonnaise, and people who eat them the right way -- with mustard. [/ QUOTE ] This one does not qualify. [/ QUOTE ] Mayonnaise on deli sandwiches is sacreligious. Furthermore, it's a known symptom of being a [censored].
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#28
05-12-2005, 07:52 PM
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People who eat people's food out of the fridge at work, and people who don't [/ QUOTE ] This one is right in line with my medicine cabinet post. Why do some think that just because there's a fresh sack lunch in the company fridge that it's open game? I never really worked in an office, but I've heard plenty of stories like this. What are these idiots thinking? I'd feel like booby trapping my food. Which then reminds me of that hot sauce thread. b
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#29
05-12-2005, 08:34 PM
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Re: Two Types of People
People who feel uncomfortable the first time they are in someone else's home, and people who dont.
People who dissconnect from a Poker game, and people who dont. People who take OOT forum seriously, and people who dont. People who have hitchhiked in a foriegn country, and people who havent. People who can quote the last paragraph of Kerouac's On The Road, and people who cant. ((or whatever particular piece of literature art that means alot to you)). People who say they have never eaten school lunch all year, and havent, and those who say they have never eaten school lunch, and have. People who say they didnt study for a test even though they did, and people who dont. People who cut in line, and those that dont. People who tell someone to get back at the end of the [censored] line, and people who dont.
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#30
05-12-2005, 08:38 PM
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Re: Two Types of People
Huh?
If you are italian you eat mayo on an italian sub. i eat mayo and mustard. if you hate mayo on a sub, youre probally mexican or something. [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] People who eat deli sandwiches with mayonnaise, and people who eat them the right way -- with mustard. [/ QUOTE ] This one does not qualify. [/ QUOTE ] Mayonnaise on deli sandwiches is sacreligious. Furthermore, it's a known symptom of being a [censored]. [/ QUOTE ]
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