Mat Sklansky Appreciation Haiku Contest

[JaBlue]

how many entries do we get?

[housenuts]

i saw no limit. merely the prize is awarded to the best written one.

[JaBlue]

i'm hoping there's no limit because I think I am capable of cranking out 20 [censored] haikus and one good one

[InchoateHand]

To express something
In seventeen syllables
Can be very diff

[tbach24]

Matt wastes his time here
Moderating over crap
Negative EV

[InchoateHand]

Mat has just one tee
The gentle tree shivers sad
Like Matt with two tees.

[27offsuit]

His knowledge comforts
Like a Mother's ample bosom
As I rake my pots

[Ogre]

Matt is a good guy
I don't really know him
Do you transfer through Party?

[27offsuit]

oh sh*t, I thought it was D. Sklansky.

In that case....


He moderates more
than he did a year ago
next year will suck too

[MelK]

As long as we have another Mat Sklansky thread going, how about a little contest.

When will Mat make his 200th post?

He is at 199 now. Given his history, it could be a day or it could be 3 months. Guess here in this thread.

My guess is May 9th.