I walked away from an accident I witnessed...

A witness can provide valuable info to the police and will help with the insurance settlements. Hope the next time you are in an accident and the other guy is at fault,there are no witnesses.

[youtalkfunny]

A million years ago, before the days of self-serve, I had a job pumping gas. It was a slow afternoon, and my co-worker and I were just sitting there, watching the traffic go by (hard to imagine for the video-game generation).

Somebody ran a Yield sign at the bottom of the exit ramp, and plowed into another car. After swapping paperwork, the guy who got hit drove over to us, asking us if we saw anything.

My co-worker took charge of the situation: "I saw it all! I saw you hit that poor guy! You were flying!" None of it was true, but the guy stopped asking for witnesses.

[Talk2BigSteve]

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Didn't have my phone on me.

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The Young Girl did you can count on it, and if you have the street light behind you it could have looked like you were her angel coming out of the light to save her, then you could have gone to the hospital and taken her flowers, and then one day when she got out you could have scored...pending her pelvis wasn't crushed in the process.

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[B Dids]

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FINE FINE! I was going to the tanner's. Are you happy!?!?

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Question for the room:

Is there anything he could have said that would have been worse here? Is there any appointment more missable than a dude tanning in late [censored] November?

Like seriously- you could have said "I had a class of three year old boys I needed to cornhole" and people might have thought you were less of an [censored].

[4_2_it]

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FINE FINE! I was going to the tanner's. Are you happy!?!?

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Question for the room:

Is there anything he could have said that would have been worse here? Is there any appointment more missable than a dude tanning in late [censored] November?

Like seriously- you could have said "I had a class of three year old boys I needed to cornhole" and people might have thought you were less of an [censored].

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I'm torn between pedicure, eyebrow waxing and Botox injection.

[tonypaladino]

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FINE FINE! I was going to the tanner's. Are you happy!?!?

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Question for the room:

Is there anything he could have said that would have been worse here? Is there any appointment more missable than a dude tanning in late [censored] November?

Like seriously- you could have said "I had a class of three year old boys I needed to cornhole" and people might have thought you were less of an [censored].

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complete agreement

[Talk2BigSteve]

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FINE FINE! I was going to the tanner's. Are you happy!?!?

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Question for the room:

Is there anything he could have said that would have been worse here? Is there any appointment more missable than a dude tanning in late [censored] November?

Like seriously- you could have said "I had a class of three year old boys I needed to cornhole" and people might have thought you were less of an [censored].

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I was running late for my Colon Irrigation Appointment would have been better than the Tanning Bed!!! What are you some kind of sissy queen?

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Well, since you are tanning every 2nd day, if you missed this day, it sets your whole schedual back, so I dont really see any good way out of this other than hurrying along to your tan.

[DoomSlice]

Heh... I'm going on a vacation to Aruba this winter and I need to build up a tan so I don't get fried.

Did I mention it was pouring outside at the time?

[DoomSlice]

Michigan (where I live) has no-fault insurance.