Worst beverage container to urinate in

[Boris]

beer can.

[touchfaith]

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What is the worst beverage container for this purpose?

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A broken bottle...

















That you do not realize is broken till you hit a bump.

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[scotty34]

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And it's not close(assuming you don't remove the top).

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If you weren't allowed to remove the top, the clear answer is a Powerade bottle with that valve that you have to suck on.

[Dead]

Huh?

I admittedly haven't bought a Powerade bottle in awhile, but what are you talking about? The ones that I used to buy had large caps.

[DBowling]

[AEKDBet]

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OK, so we're driving back from Tahoe and are discussing the fact that a Gatorade bottle is a pretty good bottle to urinate in after consuming the beverage, largely due to the relatively wide mouth opening.

So then, we started wondering about this question. Let's say you drink a beverage, then have to urinate back into that container. You have no scissors or other such tools. What is the worst beverage container for this purpose?

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In all seriousness a gatorade bottle sucks. Yes it has a wide mouth opening, but most bottles > 20 ounces have a wide enough opening to just put your dick in anyway. Are you scared of getting gatorade on your dick or something.

The most valuable traits when pissing in a bottle are
1) volume
2) handle

For these reasons a gallon jug is top of the line.

Having a handle is clutch because it free 1 hand. Its a tough spot to be pissing in a bottle and having to hold both your dick, the bottle of piss, and a steering wheel.

[uw_madtown]

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Ah.

I remember it as this:



Big cap.

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Just found this msg board thread:

gatorade vs powerade

[AEKDBet]