Farting In Public

[rmarotti]

Thank you for at least noticing.

[radek2166]

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My bf always does/gives me (I don't know how to word this)a dutch oven...so romantic



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Dutch oven?

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This thread is worthless without pics.

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Fart under the bed covers then he shoves me under them and pulls the covers over my head...pretty much suffocates me in the stench [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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U like?

[rmarotti]

I am single, available, and would never do this.

[DCJ311]

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My bf always does/gives me (I don't know how to word this)a dutch oven...so romantic

When reading these posts at some point I thought of that family guy episode when Peter remembers the first time he farted: "What the hell was that?"

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Dutch ovens are a pretty standard thing to give to one's girlfriend. They can range from fairly tame to brutal at times. Some of my other favorites are taking her hand gently, kissing it, then unexpectedly placing it on the source of the fart right as I rip a good one.

Then if you get bored of that you can always wrestle the girl down and fart on her head (with a big grin on your face), but that is not so easy to accomplish.

[The Dude]

The best is to say to a complete stranger, "guess what." When they respond "what," immediately let one rip. Good times.

[jakethebake]

Funny. Just Thursday I was in a meeting with the boss and a couple of other internal people and an outside sales rep. We were all standing in a conference room and this one Chinese guy I work with suddenly takes one step back and really rips one, and then steps right back up into the group. No one said anything, but it was really funny in that environment.

[gorie]

my boss always farts at work, he's a pig. we all just act like we didn't hear / smell it. :/

he always raises a butt cheek,too.

[Pocket Trips]

greatest fart story ever ( if there is such a thing) Me and a friend went ot 6 flags and stopped at White Castle on the way there. About 3 hours later we are in the middle of a long line for a ride and i couldn't hold out any longer i just had to let it go... It was an SBD so no onew heard it but about a minute later the girl behind us in line says "It smells like White Castle over hear" I literally fell to the ground in a fit of laughter.. I have never laughed so hard in my life [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[WSUchica]

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My bf always does/gives me (I don't know how to word this)a dutch oven...so romantic

When reading these posts at some point I thought of that family guy episode when Peter remembers the first time he farted: "What the hell was that?"

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Dutch ovens are a pretty standard thing to give to one's girlfriend. They can range from fairly tame to brutal at times. Some of my other favorites are taking her hand gently, kissing it, then unexpectedly placing it on the source of the fart right as I rip a good one.

Then if you get bored of that you can always wrestle the girl down and fart on her head (with a big grin on your face), but that is not so easy to accomplish.

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Sick. And im sure that every guy who just read that took personal note to, if they have not already, do this at some point in their life. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[gorie]

i don't think i could date a guy who farts in my face. it's bad enough dating a guy who farts 10 feet away. p u