God I Love PokerStars Support

[tek]

I sent them an email about how they shouldn't let people who don't believe they use a RNG get to them. I also stated that my five friends and I who have wireless laptops and play at the same physical and virtual tables love their website [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[-Skeme-]

I remember when I was tilting and sent them some weird emails. I ended up trying to bribe them with some cash to stop giving me bad beats. It was something like, "My friend Abe Lincoln has something to say, what do you think?" and they replied, "Abe says all men were created equal."

It was hilarious.