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@bsolute_luck · #**251** 10-21-2005, 08:42 AM

signs you've now entered "Downswingtown"

all hands 2/4 6-max. all against the same villain

Hero CO Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Preflop: folded to hero, Hero raises, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB calls, BB folds

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB checks, Hero checks

SB wins with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
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Hero is MP with QQ

Preflop: UTG limps, Hero raises, CO folds, Button cold calls, SB folds, BB 3-bets, UTG calls, Hero caps, Button calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
BB bets, UTG folds, Hero raises, Button 3-bets, BB folds, Hero caps, Button calls

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero bets, Buttons raises, Hero calls

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero checks, Buttons bets, Hero calls

Button shows 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
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Hero UTG with QQ

Preflop: Hero raises, MP folds, CO 3-bets, folded to hero, Hero caps, CO calls

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero bets, CO calls

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero checks,CO bets, Hero folds

CO shows A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
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Hero CO QQ (yes i had QQ 3 times in the same session)

Preflop:
UTG raises, MP folds, Hero 3-bets, Button folds, SB calls a 3-bet, BB folds, UTG calls

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, SB raises, UTG folds, Hero 3-bets, SB calls

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero calls

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB bets, Hero calls

SB shows K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

i hate poker [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

#**252** 10-21-2005, 11:42 AM

When will my downswing happen?

MrWookie47 · #**253** 10-21-2005, 12:08 PM

If you don't read the zoo, there is some great comedy in the thread below, once you get to the part where TruePokerCEO chimes in.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...Number=3716155

#**254** 10-21-2005, 02:07 PM

Donation accepted.

Party Poker 6-max 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (5 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
3 folds, Hero completes, 1 folds.

Final Pot: 1.00 BB.

Reqtech · #**255** 10-21-2005, 03:44 PM

My humble submission:

Loc: Boom goes the dynamite.

lautzutao · #**256** 10-21-2005, 04:27 PM

I've officially not had a cigarette in 2 months. I just figured I'd post that because I really want one all of a sudden.

Ok, my whining is complete.

#**257** 10-21-2005, 04:42 PM

[ QUOTE ]
I've officially not had a cigarette in 2 months. I just figured I'd post that because I really want one all of a sudden.

Ok, my whining is complete.

[/ QUOTE ]

I haven't had a beer in a month.

I'M GOING TO DIE.

#**258** 10-21-2005, 11:00 PM

So I posted a downswing thread last week and the downswing continues. Down 50BB on Party 1/2 tonight. Have played like 1200 hands, have had KK probably 6 times, and 4 times someone had AA. I mean I really thought I couldn't run any worse. One thing for sure my bankroll will be depeleted if things don't turn around.

#**259** 10-22-2005, 12:08 AM

Weeee! Who else is having a night like this?
Here's just one (The worst) example

1/2 on Prima

Hero raises 77 mp1
mp3 called
CO 3 bets
button folds
sb calls
bb folds
Hero calls
mp3 calls

Flop: 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img],10 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img],5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

sb bets - $1.00
hero calls - $1.00
mp3 called - $1.00
CO raises - $2.00
sb calls - $2.00
Hero re-raises - $3.00
MP3 folds
CO calls - $3.00
sb calls - $3.00

Turn: 10 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

sb bets - $2.00
Hero raises - $4.00
CO calls - $4.00
sb calls - $4.00

River:10 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

sb bets - $2.00
Hero calls - $2.00
CO raises - $4.00
SB 3 bets - $6.00
Hero folds
CO calls - $6.00
SB shows: Ace of Clubs, 10 of Diamonds
CO mucks: King of Clubs, King of Diamonds

SB wins $47.50 from the main pot with runner runner quads!

Hero go hangs himself. 50bb's in 247 raked hands tonight??? ACK! So much for my 'quick and easy' bet365 bonus. I'll get my last 3 hands tomorrow bleh.

Edit: only 50bbs.

Harv72b · #**260** 10-22-2005, 12:18 AM

UTG is a loose/passive down to about 11 BBs at the start of the hand. MP1 is a LAG that's in a pissing match with the world. MP2 is unknown, but his screenname begins with "LAG", which I take to mean that he's tight/aggressive and probably a 2+2'er. MP3 is a complete and utter maniac that I've played with many times before, and will gladly drop everything to join whatever table he's on. If he raises preflop, he's not going to stop raising until the river, no matter what happens in between. Confident of my huge implied odds, I make a borderline preflop call with JTs.

Party Poker 5/10 Hold'em (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, MP1 calls, MP2 raises, MP3 3-bets, 3 folds, Hero calls, UTG calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls.

Flop: (13.40 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, MP3 bets, Hero calls, UTG calls, MP2 raises, MP3 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG calls, MP2 calls, MP3 calls.

Turn: (14.70 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, MP2 calls, MP3 raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls, MP2 folds, MP3 caps, Hero calls, UTG calls.

River: (27.70 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, MP3 raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls, MP3 caps, Hero calls, UTG calls $9 (All-In).

Final Pot: 39.60 BB
Main Pot: 39.40 BB, between MP3, Hero and UTG. > Pot won by Hero (39.40 BB).
Pot 2: 0.20 BB, between MP3 and Hero. > Pot won by Hero (0.20 BB).

Results in white below: 
Hero has Jd Td (straight, queen high).
UTG has 6h 3h (straight, nine high).
MP3 has Ac 8c (one pair, eights).
Outcome: Hero wins 39.60 BB. 

I'm still trying to figure out what MP2 had that he'd play that way...maybe JJ? AK?