Haiku Challenge - sex haiku

[jakethebake]

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Padding your post count
With unfunny sex haikus
Your haikus are crap

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Circle jerk at 1
With lame O-O-T morans
Go suck a dick Jake

WHOA WHOA a little harsh at the end, my bad dawg, had to pick a name. Anyway, this thread wasn't as good as I thought it would be. Had a read through and half the "haikus" do not fit the 5-7-5 format. most are awful, maybe 2 or 3 are really good. keep trying though! =D

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This is not the funny haiku thread. This is the sex haiku thread. Somewhere in the middle of this thread I posted some crap. But I'm maintaining that my last couple were good.

Ponytail yanked back.
Moaning. Crying in rapture.
Feel me swell inside.

[diebitter]

Aw c'mon, it's time this thread died.

Especially since my last one so pwns all the others. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[jakethebake]

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Aw c'mon, it's time this thread died.

Especially since my last one so pwns all the others. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Your last one...Meh. Feel free not to post anymore. I'll post as the mood strikes me. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[diebitter]

okay!
Try to work 'dead', 'flogging' and 'horse' into the next one though, okay [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[jakethebake]

Lust. Rage. Pent inside.
An explosion to be shared.
With someone. Somewhere.

[diebitter]

You suck while I come
Take it all while you look up
eye to eye hunger.

[henrikrh]

Requiem for a Dream (the poem)

A Conolly film
Some guy shouts "ass to ass"
holy crap, that's hot.

Did I spell Jennifer Conolly right?

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Requiem for a Dream (the poem)

A Conolly film
Some guy shouts "ass to ass"
holy crap, that's hot.

Did I spell Jennifer Conolly right?

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Connelly.

And your second line is only six syllables....how about "some pervert shouts 'ass to ass' "?

The pussy buffet
Open twenty-four seven
Endless pink tacos

ScottieK

[henrikrh]

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Requiem for a Dream (the poem)

A Conolly film
Some guy shouts "ass to ass"
holy crap, that's hot.

Did I spell Jennifer Conolly right?

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Connelly.

And your second line is only six syllables....how about "some pervert shouts 'ass to ass' "?

The pussy buffet
Open twenty-four seven
Endless pink tacos

ScottieK

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Ahhh, sensei, I have brought shame unto my family. Six syllables is a failure, I shall perform seppuku.

[Gamblor]

Where's your other hand?
Wait one second babe. Aha!
a Dirty Sanchez.