"Dear bison..." OR "Let me help you help me help you" - Page 24

bisonbison · #**231** 04-10-2005, 06:33 PM

Dear Dead,

No one cares.

Dead · #**232** 04-10-2005, 06:34 PM

Dear Bison,

I love you.

Thanks
Dead

jason_t · #**233** 04-10-2005, 06:37 PM

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Dear Bison,

I love you.

Thanks
Dead

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Dear Dead,

Jcardshark hates you.

Sincerely,

Jason.

zoomOut · #**234** 04-10-2005, 06:38 PM

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...and as far as parenting themes go: 'I'm here for you when you need me.' and 'I want you to be happy and healthy, wherever that leads you.' aren't bad things to hold on to.

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Dear bison

Just wanted to say thank you for your thoughtful reply and the fact that you took the time to respond at all. As strange as it may sound, I was feeling rather depressed over this situation. The fact that you did not mock me or my son meant a lot to me. I will definitely consider your advice.

PoBoy321 · #**235** 04-10-2005, 07:01 PM

Dear Bison,

I have 1599 posts, so I'm just one short of becoming a Pooh-Bah. Can I post in your thread to get that lofty status?

cockandbull · #**236** 04-10-2005, 07:02 PM

Dear Bison,

McVities caramel digestives or the regular type with my tea today?

Harry

GrekeHaus · #**237** 04-10-2005, 07:07 PM

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Dear Bison,

I love you.

Thanks
Dead

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Dear Dead,

Jcardshark hates you.

Sincerely,

Jason.

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Dear Jason,

Jcardshark hates everything.
Sincerely,
Greek.

A_C_Slater · #**238** 04-10-2005, 07:11 PM

Dear bison,

If you lived in an Orwellian police state and they ended up taking you to room 101 due to your unorthodox behavior, what would be awaiting you there?

And oh yea, Detroit What!

Klepton · #**239** 04-10-2005, 07:35 PM

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Dear Bison,
Where should I go to school? I got into UCSB, UCSD, and UCB.
Ted

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depends what atmosphere you like

UCB - urban city, hippies, many asians
UCSD - supposedly there are never any parties there
UCSB - beach atmosphere, hot slutty girls, more beer than ever

i got o UCSB, it's the best

Ten7offsuit · #**240** 04-10-2005, 07:48 PM

Dear Bison:

I'm starting my first "real" job tomorrow, doing office work for a property management company. I have no idea what I'm doing, do you have any advice? Also, I'm supposed to dress semi-formal (nice khakis, dress shirt) and I don't know what kind of shoes I'm supposed to wear, what would you suggest?