Dear bison... June 2005.

[bisonbison]

Dear yeti,

If you shop for people based on looks, expect them to do the same.

That having been said, of course you can find, date, marry someone who's very attractive - you just have to be whatever she's looking for.

[bisonbison]

Dear Jake,

Q4 2006.

[A_C_Slater]

Dear bison,

Why have you not given your perspective story of the vegas trip over in B&M? I think many would enjoy reading a detalied account.

I am curious to know how many 2+2ers gave you a blowjob.

I'm sure that if you wrote one it would rival Hunter Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. in terms of literary genius. (slurp*slurp*slurp*)

[tbach24]

Dear Bison,

I just finished a SnG. I got KK 3 times in 50 hands and had it fold to my raise each time. Is this lucky or unlucky?

[jakethebake]

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Dear Bison,

I just finished a SnG. I got KK 3 times in 50 hands and had it fold to my raise each time. Is this lucky or unlucky?

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Wrong forum, n00b. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[bisonbison]

Dear AC,

I was actually a pretty small player in Vegas, mainly along for the ride.

Arrived; played lower limits than most of the crew; got drunk; spilled a tray of drinks; followed people to strip club but didn't get any dances cause it's not really my thing; stumbled home; tried to jump a fence and had to walk around; slept the day through; won a straddle with 57s when I turned the gutshot; offended some people by not introducing myself when there were 40 of us in one room together cause I feel awkward in those situations; helped make the downstairs magoo the table to be at; played craps; got real drunk; went to a strip club but didn't get any dances cause it's not really my thing; walked home; played more at the wynn; won three straddles in a row; got to tell some nit that he played like something had crawled up his ass and died; moved to the 2+2 heavy table; don't really remember leaving, which apparently entitled Evan to lose a couple of my racks; passed out on top of bed, in clothes; lost a rack and a half of Dave's in 15 minutes quite intentionally; ate; chatted with Brad; went home.

[MoreWineII]

Dear Bison,

I haven't played poker in months and I really don't enjoy OOT that much, yet...here I am still posting. Why?

And how can I wean myself from my message board addiction?

And how do you spell wean? Is it wean or ween? I think a ween is kinda like a penis though. So it's probably wean.

Lastly, how do I go about making a time machine so that I could go back and be a kid again? Grown-up life is kinda too stressful.

Thanks and God bless.

[A_C_Slater]

I also don't really care about lap dances. I've had a few before, but I know most, if not all strippers hate men. It's the bogus intent that turns me off. Is this why it's not your thing?

Also, the money is worth more to me.

[MoreWineII]

Man, I thought for sure the answer would be throw yourself over the falls before you do something stupid (yes, I'm married)

[IndieMatty]

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I know he's a little effeminite. But Hammy is definitely a dude.

Would you go so far as to describe him as All Man?

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No way.