Dear bison... June 2005.

[A_C_Slater]

My group is 80% women

But what percentage of them are hot?

Do you flirt with them?

[bisonbison]

Dear Otis,

You're kind of missing out, in that being more sensitive to touch is nice, but essentially getting tickled is enjoyable very briefly and then not much fun at all cause it makes you feel kind of powerless.

Laughter is one of the world's best feelings, but tickling ain't the route to it.

[bisonbison]

But what percentage of them are hot?

Do you flirt with them?

Enough. I am myself, which, because I am a charming, handsome internet celebrity, is a lot like flirting.

[tbach24]

Dear Bison,

I don't understand the whole "Internet Celebrity" thing, what's it from?

[jakethebake]

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Enough. I am myself, which, because I am a charming, handsome internet celebrity, is a lot like flirting.

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He sends them anonymous webchats.

[Yeti]

Dear bison,

Is watching TV shows like Entourage and films like The Girl Next Door skewing my perception of reality?

Are there girls like Monica Keena and Elisha Cuthbert available to the everyday man? I live in England and rarely see a girl who takes my breath away. If I do, upon talking to them I realise we have nothing in common.

Help.

[A_C_Slater]

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Enough. I am myself, which, because I am a charming, handsome internet celebrity, is a lot like flirting.

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He sends them anonymous webchats.

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They must get really wet and horny when he gets done telling them the story of how he invented the 'hand converter.'

[bisonbison]

Dear Tbach,

I started referring to myself as an Internet Celebrity at some point in the last year or so for a few reasons:

1) my continued preeminence on these forums, despite my diminishing involvement in them.
2) the fact that a lot of poker players know about the converter.
3) the fact that more people respond to/view my threads because I am who I am.

Essentially, it's a half-serious joke that plays on the fact that I both revel in, am ashamed of and annoyed by my notoriety. It's self-deprecating narcissism.

[bisonbison]

They must get really wet and horny when he gets done telling them the story of how he invented the 'hand converter.'

"My auto-rate rules peg you as tight-aggressive."

[jakethebake]

Dear Bison,

How long before Google takes over the world?