What happens when poker-players go to hell?

[PairTheBoard]

The hell of it is there's not much difference between heaven and hell for a Poker Player. Anyone ever seen or read Slaughterhouse Five?

PairTheBoard

[nicky g]

I'm surprised noone has suggested the obvious, which is listen to endless bad beat stories and whiners swearing at t you and explaning how hellpoker.com is rigged (OK, in this case it probably is). Again, not much diffference with the real world.

[ACW]

Oh dear - is it that clear cut?

I kind of hoped the question would have been

"What happens IF poker players go to hell?".

[jdl22]

I think you're on the right track but you too have missed an important detail.

You would also have to both deal with and constantly hear people complain about the terrible customer service at hellpoker.com. That's not to mention the high rake there and constant all in abuse by the others at the table.

[Iceman]

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I'm surprised noone has suggested the obvious, which is listen to endless bad beat stories and whiners swearing at t you and explaning how hellpoker.com is rigged (OK, in this case it probably is). Again, not much diffference with the real world.

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You mean, having to read r.g.p. for all eternity?

[Bataglin]

You are forced to play HU with Phil Hellmuth and outdraw him every time.

[EjnarPik]

No, it is not obvious, from the question, that they do. It is the imperfection of the language, this time the english.

Two of the possible interpretations of the sentence could be:

"If one or more poker-players should go to hell, what would happen then?"

or

"Poker-players do go to hell, but what happens then?"

I wrote the sentence meaning the first, but on second thought, it is obvious: Poker-Players do go to hell. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Ejnar Pik, southern-docks.

[BettnTibetn]

AA every hand and it never wins

[1111]

That is funny

[BettnTibetn]

i'm offering 75% rake rebate at hellpoker.com...all u have to give up is your soul...hahaha