2+2 Beheadings

[Myrtle]

Picture this.....

Olongapo City, Phillipines....right next to Cubi Point Naval Air Station & Subic Bay fleet anchorage.... late 60's (middle of Vietnam War)

550 bars on main street.....over 10,000 bar girls.....

99.5% of them LOVE chocolate.....

Now add in one sick bastard who buys chocolate Ex-Lax by the case on base...

His idea of a good time?

Buy a BIG bag of Hershey's kisses, unwrap the real chocolate, re-form the Ex-Lax into kisses, re-wrap in the original kisses wrappers......

Time to go bar hopping!!!!

Your imagination can probably fill in what happens next.....

...the bewildered looks on the faces of all the girls in the bar a few minutes after the "candyman" has made his rounds....followed by an amazingly rapid exit of every female in the bar....the "wtf" looks of all the horny fleet sailors when they realize that "there ain't no more sweet thangs in this here establishment"..


Anyhow, the more I think about the butt plug, the more appropriate it is for a few of the spammers that have besmirched 2+2.....

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