Re: Bilked again
Mr. Malmuth,
I have a suggestion. It is inspired by Chico (from Horse Feathers?). Chico demanded $200 a day for his band to not play. It was $100 a day to practice etc. Anyway, I think you should charge all 2+2 ‘ers $30 each for not writing another book on Hold'em. No new editions or upgrades to keep up with changing tactics etc. Then start charging more money incrementally to not write additional poker books. Soon, you make more money by not writing, than by writing and selling your books - Truly a life of ease. You will not have to keep up with the publishing business and have much more leisure time to just play poker.
I will be sending you a bill for $100,000 for the above technical advice. I am sure over the years it will bring in much more money than that. Please pay in cash. Thank You.
Respectfully,
Zeno
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