For you brainiacs

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

1. Yes
2. 1
3. all of them
4. 6
5. No - he's dead
6. 70
7. 2
8. 60
9. 9
10. 0 Noah
11. meat
12. 12

[Wake up CALL]

Stew I am a dummy! [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] I read it to be 2 pills! DOH!

[Mike Gallo]

1 Yes however they do not celebrate is as we do here.
2 A man only gets born once.
3 All months have at least 28 days.
4 I do not follow baseball or know the rules.
5 I dont think the dead can wed

Ok, I have finished I do not like answering trick questions.

[James282]

1. Yes

2. 1

3. All 12 of them.

4. 6

5. He would be dead, that would make it tough to marry

6. 70

7. 2

8. 60 I guess, but that seems too obvious.

9. 9

10. None, Moses is made up.

11. They have clerks in butcher shops?

12. A dozen.

[Sloth]

Answers are in white text. Highlight line after question to get the answer and explaination.


1. Is there a fourth of July in England?
<font color="white">yes - They just don't celebrate it as a holiday </font>

2. How many birth days does the average man have?
<font color="white"> one - how could you be born twice </font>

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
<font color="white"> 12 - all of them have atleast 28 </font>

4. In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
<font color="white"> 6 - Top and bottom </font>

5. Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?
<font color="white"> no - he would be dead </font>

6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
<font color="white"> 70 - (30/.5 = 60) + 10 = 70 </font>

7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
<font color="white"> 2 - no one has the 3 apples, and YOU take 2, giving you 2 </font>

8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
<font color="white"> 60 min (take the first, 30 min later take the 2nd, 30 min after that take the 3rd) </font>

9. A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?
<font color="white"> 9 - (all BUT 9 nine die) </font>

10. How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
<font color="white"> none (moses parted the red sea, Noah built the ark) </font>

11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
<font color="white"> meat. (the answer should be enough) </font>

12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
<font color="white"> 12. you wanted a dozen, not a dozen cents. </font>

[metaname]

4. If you define an "inning" as the top and bottom of; the answer would not necessarily be six. Usually, there are six outs, frequently three and occasionally four or five. On very rare occasions there may only be 0, 1 or 2.

[BruceZ]

4. If you define an "inning" as the top and bottom of; the answer would not necessarily be six. Usually, there are six outs, frequently three and occasionally four or five. On very rare occasions there may only be 0, 1 or 2.

3 when the home team doesn't have to play the bottom of an inning since they already won, or if they play and get a run before any outs. 4, or 5 if they make 1 or 2 outs before scoring the winning run. 0,1,or 2 could be rainouts.

[Al_Capone_Junior]

1. Is there a fourth of July in England?

yes

2. How many birth days does the average man have?

one

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

12

4. In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?

6

5. Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?

that would be hard since they'd have to drag the casket up the isle, but the laws there are so liberal it MIGHT still be legal

6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

70

7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2

8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

60

9. A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?

9

10. How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

That's a thorny one because the word "members" makes one wonder if you're talking about their dorks. In that case it would be one. However, one could also dispute the reality of the ark story in which case we could go on debating further, however I'm not going to. Also, the ark had to travel a long way from egypt to get to mount ararat now, didn't it.

11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

Probably about 290-350 lbs. However, he usually weighs meat.

12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

A dozen.

So AM I a brainiac?

al

[Al_Capone_Junior]

how many outs in an inning"

"4. I'm english!"

Well then it'd be how many RUNS in an inning... oh... about 300 or so!

al

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

So AM I a brainiac?

Nah. You blew #10. Moses didn't have an ark. Oh, wait, that's the "long trip" reference. OK, you're a brainiac.