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I heard he has the sword from the movie on the wall in his office. [/ QUOTE ] He does in his L.A. office. He also has a huge conference table with a 15' stuffed alligator under it. Its almost as awesome as me. Jihad |
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#12
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IT'S NOT A TUMAH.
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#13
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You said you would kill me last!?!?!
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#14
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[ QUOTE ] Ask him how big Jamie Lee Curtis's Penis is...I mean vagina..I mean penis and vagina are. [/ QUOTE ] FYP, I think: Jamie Lee Curtis Hermaphrodite? [/ QUOTE ] Meanest urban legend ever. Probably true though. |
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#15
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You should totally call him on that time he hit you when you were six.
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#16
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Fluxrad,
I like you. Complementary, Jihad |
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#17
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If it still feels like he is cumming all of the time?
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#18
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ask him how much he got paid for those funny japanese commercials, and ask him how it feeels to be 3 times the normal size of a human being for his entire life.
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#19
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Is Maria Shriver really a man?
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#20
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Pretend to choke while eating and see if he'll give you the Heimlich.
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